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For a pessimist, I’m pretty optimistic. I’d rather be at Disney.
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

. Haiku for 2025 Every day it's just What in the actual fuck Please please make it stop #haiku

“Operation Whirlwind” What’s Happening Now? In 2025, Operation Whirlwind was launched under Interim U.S. Attorney Ed Martin to investigate alleged threats against employees of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).

Me: “I think I might wear my DCL spirit jersey when we go out tonight.” Katie: “Okay, Disney adult.” Me: “You really wanna talk about how many ears you have?”

Pritzker: If we don’t want to repeat history, then for god’s sake, in this moment, we better be strong enough to learn from it.

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

Guys! I made pancakes this morning and I did NOT burn any of them! I usually can’t make pancakes without absolutely TORCHING at least one of them, but I did NOT torch any of them this time! And they were delicious!

Fellow movie/music nerds: What are some of your favorite needle drops in movies?

The irony! It’s too much!

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.

Resistance takes many forms.

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

So many of Trump's executive orders are just straightforwardly illegal. Not gray area, "it's debatable" type stuff — contradiction of black letter statutory and constitutional text

Generally speaking, I don’t really care for pro football. That being said, Go Eagles and Go Bills!

Despite being unsurprised that Disney canceled the series, I’m still mad about it. There was SO much that was good about the show and I really hope we’ll see some sort of continuation of the story somewhere.

Apparently, VP Couchfucker has a short fuse? Who’d’ve thunk?

As a kid, I always wondered why I was so obsessed Star Wars. I always wondered why it was so important. As an adult, I get it now. Star Wars at its core is a story about fighting authoritarianism.

My drawing, published by the New Yorker on January 7th, 2021, relevant ever thereafter.

cruelty. plain and simple. when folks are in need of shelter and support you don't make them change their fucking voter laws before you help. absolutely monstrous.

The "radical ideology" of *checks notes* ...Jesus. The way they tell on themselves.

He is Orbán-ing

Europe has a message for Elmo.

The past several days have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Project 2025 is real and underway. And those who warned America about it were right.

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

The Starks are always right, eventually. #SnowDay #WinterIsHere

Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity. A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.

Trump is selling scam crypto posting ads from inside the White House making billions while president and a quick scan of legacy media reveals that … They couldn’t care less.

Conservatives are not, and never will be, the victims of Christian persecution. They are the ones persecuting Christians.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 12/20:

current mood: we’re gonna do it because we’ve gotta do it but it really sucks that we have to do it

trump just withdrew us from the World Health Organization (WHO) because his disastrous ineptitude didn't kill enough Americans the first time around.

German newspaper Die Zeit: "A Hitler salute is a Hitler salute is a Hitler salute"

We all know what we saw.

London

This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10

Caught up with my book challenge! I’ll try to be better about that starting tomorrow for am home that cares. 😅

(I’m really bad at BlueSky so I got behind again — my bad.) Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 11/20:

(I’m really bad at BlueSky so I got behind again — my bad.) Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 10/20:

(I’m really bad at BlueSky so I got behind again — my bad.) Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 9/20:

(I’m really bad at BlueSky so I got behind again — my bad.) Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 8/20:

(I’m really bad at BlueSky so I got behind again — my bad.) Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 7/20:

(I’m really bad at BlueSky so I got behind again — my bad.) Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 6/20:

I hope someone is selling a bumper sticker that says “I bought this Tesla before the Nazi salute”