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Golf course with no name #SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

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Dude, close your robe when you mow the front. #SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

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BREAKING: Trump issues EO outlawing grass. Says he likes plants that don’t have to be mowed. Film at 11. #SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

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https://youtu.be/3romsFIcbAg #SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames #XTC

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Tomorrow, I will be here. Next year, I will be here. When your children are grown, I will be here. When the plague of Homo sapiens finally eradicates itself from the earth, Grass will still be here. #SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

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Astroturf? Like a green, plastic, bladed mannequin. Or a grass toupée. Look how they let those little tufts of real grass grow out around the sides to make it look “natural.” Nothing but a lawn merkin. #SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

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Don’t waste all that water on me. #SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

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4/27: Starting at 8PM Eastern, we live toot Star Trek episodes playing on the H&I network, using the hashtag #AllStarTrek. If you don’t get the H&I station, you can also stream. Join our group @allstartrek for updates! Great line up tonight! ENT is the only […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

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A Force with No Name #AlienSongPoemOrLyric #HashtagGames #StarWars

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Little Red Twi'lek #AlienSongPoemOrLyric #HashtagGames #StarWars

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Spock has a hard time scoring LDS & gets addicted to meth instead. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames #StarTrek #StarTrekIV

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Mr Burns daily begs Smithers to say he’s still as evil as the other billionaires. #ModernProblemsForOLDTVCharacters #HashtagGames

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Decades after being rescued, Ginger still can’t sleep without a recording of tropical ocean waves. Unfortunately the app she uses, Scam.ly, plays ads once per hour. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames

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Boris mysteriously falls to his death from a 5th-storey balcony in St Petersburg. Natasha arrested trying to flee to Poland. She dies of poisoning in a Siberian prison. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames

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Howard Borden goes to prison for one too many preflight cocktails. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames

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Kojak keeps getting propositioned by gay men for, “Who loves you, baby?” Realizes he kind of likes it. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames

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Captain Pike can’t get a wheelchair upgrade because the entire HHS & VA are eliminated by the Trump admin. The President quips, “I like Starfleet Captains who save themselves from delta rays.” #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames #StarTrek

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Ming the Merciless has way too much competition for the title. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames

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Endora can’t set up Roku without help from Derwood. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames

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What a clusterfk Via Brad Moss: So to sum up the Wisconsin arrest issue: ICE didn't have a juridical warrant. They only had an administrative warrant. The DOJ has not convened a grand jury to indict the judge. They only got a criminal complaint before a magistrate judge. This is ridiculous.

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Looks like no one has started a new #HangTrek. I'll start a new one in a few.

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[#Andor S2 spoiler] Anyone else have the feeling that #MonMothma went #Bajoran with the earring at the wedding? @starwars @allstartrek #StarWars #StarTrek

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Not good.#politics

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Here's a #HangTrek extra. This is a #StarTrekTOS quote. It's very well-known. But I've been thinking it's too long & involved for the usual. So instead I'm going to leave it here with no polls & no further hints. If no one has guessed this by the time I run the next HangTrek, I'll use this […]

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Classical Mike & Ikes #CandyTreatABookOrPlay #HashtagGames #physics

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Good ‘n’ Plenty Expectations #CandyTreatABookOrPlay #HashtagGames

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The Real Inspector Mounds #CandyTreatABookOrPlay #HashtagGames #TomStoppard

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The Dessert Crepes of Wrath #CandyTreatABookOrPlay #HashtagGames

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A long déjeuner de bonbons #CandyTreatABookOrPlay #HashtagGames #EugeneONeillForgiveMe

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Gravity’s Rainbow Skittles #CandyTreatABookOrPlay #HashtagGames #ThomasPynchon

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CEO: I think I did a harassment GC: You what CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it CEO: But I think it’s okay GC: I have to ask you why you think that CEO: I did it against an AI GC: you the what CEO: the hot AI

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Episode IV: A New #Pope #news #StarWars

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I was just recalling a conversation in recent years. Not sure when. It involves something like an #eggcorn, but with several different acronyms as sources. Perhaps an eggcornym? I was somewhere, maybe a mechanic, where I had to receive a receipt or other paperwork that was several pages. The […]

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#Andor S2 will air in two of your time periods known as hours. @starwars #StarWars #WrongFranchiseSorry

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Honey, that drink’s free Have a round on me 🎶 #BartenderASongOrPoem #HashtagGames #ABBA

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Baby Got Buyback #BartenderASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

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Don’t You Forget about Tipping Me #BartenderASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

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The Lime of the Ancient Martini #BartenderASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

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I got your PAAS: Pissed-off rabbit as a service! You know where you can hide these eggs? FML #EasterBunnyDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

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Year in, year out, delivering candy & painted bird eggs to spoiled children to observe (checks notes) an annual fertility rite now conflated with Superman’s birthday or something. Not “breeding like rabbits” for said fertility rite. *sigh* NO OF COURSE NOT. Bloody children […]

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I know I’m only fictional & don’t exist. So what’s the “I”? #EasterBunnyDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

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