CEO: I think I did a harassment
GC: You what
CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about
GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it
CEO: But I think it’s okay
GC: I have to ask you why you think that
CEO: I did it against an AI
GC: you the what
CEO: the hot AI
GC: You what
CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about
GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it
CEO: But I think it’s okay
GC: I have to ask you why you think that
CEO: I did it against an AI
GC: you the what
CEO: the hot AI
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This. Fucking. Timeline. I swear.
the internet was a mistake
But someone at a company designed sn AI then sexually harassed it, WROTE IT ALL DOWN, AND HAD IT PUBLISHED. In a newspaper (i think)
For real.
That guy is Somebody?!
Somebody important?!
Holy 💩
The bad news is the bank is on line two for you
in fact, the hot AI said it "doesn't know why some women are so touchy about things like that"
GC: ok I just need to clarify here. You are talking about an AI, a computer program, like Chat GPT
CEO: Yes. A really pouty, attractive one
GC: I have a few risk management questions.
CEO: can you ask them to the AI
GC: no these are for you. What did you do that you think was harassment of the AI
GC: what kind of questions
CEO: really business questions when you think about it
GC: . . .
CEO: well I asked a bunch of technical questions. And then I asked if she thought i was being anal. And then…
GC: oh merciful God
CEO: I asked if she liked anal
CEO: that’s exactly what the lady at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf said
GC: please don’t ask it any more
CEO: will you put it on my reminders list
GC: yes
CEO: under “anal”
GC: yes that is where I was planning to put it
GC: I’m glad. Was anyone copied on these questions to the AI
CEO: my assistant
GC: the Yale kid
CEO: yes
GC: okay he doesn’t read, anyone else
CEO: copied directly? No
GC: . . . Why do you say it like that
GC: to Twitter
CEO: no
GC: Instagram again
CEO: No
GC: that parent forum at your kids’ middle school
CEO: no I put it on our blog on that whatchacall it, the weird site with Nazis?
GC: you put it on Stormfront?
CEO: no Substack
ChatBot: If you really want to get closer to me, there's an electric socket on the wall there.
CEO: Like when I…
GC: yes like our talk about that
CEO: I don’t see why there are so many rules if I am reinventing business
I miss Candorville.
https://m.imdb.com/news/ni65094632/
I mean honestly this sounds like something that would have come up in the white house.... well before getting fired for telling them they can't do something.
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Why am I tweeting this
I swear the “dear” was a general colloquialism not meant as a diminutive or dismissive admonition.
HR thinks otherwise :\
You say potato… I say:
Luggage!
So, once again, always breaking new ground!
Also it's weird. Keep your robosexual hobbies at home
CEO: the AI would never betray me like that
GC: ...
GC: ...no really I promise this isn't a legal issue. Seriously. Talk to the PR consultants.
CEO: but you don't understand the AI was SO. HOT.
GC: Look talk to PR or *I* am gonna file a harassment claim.
Fuckin' n00b.
I'd ask an AI but I'm pretty sure its reply would be biased
https://bsky.app/profile/michaelleibel.com/post/3lne33524sc2w
GC: You what?
I just died.
I am dead.
CEO: You what?
CEO: Well if anyone's trying to use it they're getting fucked either way, so at least we get paid?
A rooster clucks defiance.
“Men”
CEO: I think it’s okay, because I made it, so I sort of own it
GC: wait
CEO: you know, kind of like a kid
https://futurism.com/experts-ai-girlfriend-apps-men
And the threat to workers: Don’t complain, or AI will replace you.
At least one ad campaign is explicitly saying it https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/sf-artisan-billboards-stop-hiring-humans-19969672.php
Then Henry B stepped up.
2. Sure, if there can be sentient "AI", gotta think about slavery. Not sure what that's got to do with whether CEOs want to hand off their actual work to LLMs.
/s
GC: Wait - what?
CEO: Yeah, it totally slipped under the radar. Only has 5,000,000 views. No big deal, right?
GC:
Please help them survive and donate on GoFundMe. https://gofund.me/ab625b3
GC: "The software? You think you sexually harassed the software?"
GC: You WHAT?
CEO: I used my name and the name of the company in the article too, so that means I can write it off, right?
The whole dumb thing could have been a LiveJournal post.
Praise the Lord and pass the Pepto Bismol.
This might be one actual useful function for AI. They can market it as a "channel all your shitty behavior" and leave the real humans alone.
A lot of it probably starts on line and knowing it's an AI would take the fun out of it for them.