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Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Oh, I can type more here.
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John Bernthal and Frank Grillo are different people. I mostly accept this.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Connections Puzzle #733 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,455 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

The problem is exacerbated in that the Democratic roster is more Chancellor Valorum throwbacks than Mothmas or Organas.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I'd tell you my Vulcan joke but I don't have the mettle.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Most meta thing Spaceballs 2 could do would be to come out after the maniacs blew it up and damned it all to hell.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

This is definitely the assignment.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Global trade order. Putin. Now Netanyahu. the "Deal Maker in Chief" ain't playing anyone anything except Go Fish with himself. Raining preemptive fire draws global attention off someone's vanity parade, for sure.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

Always has been.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Summer Mountain Dew flavors don't come out till the 15th. I guess that's fair. My happiness can wait.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

We’re going to need a total and complete shutdown of Noems entering the United States Senate until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

He's Posting Troops Through It

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

If I could do anything I wanted, unconfined by reality, I'd run a sandwich shop on Ferrix. I'd make the sandwiches in the morning at crack of gong, and deliver them in some repulsorlift delivery speederbike, nothing fancy. Vetch would always get a free sandwich, because it's always good to see him.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

That fucking hat, in the press conference, and now on an interview, fucking hat pretending she's in some emergency situation so she has to wear a ball cap at press gabs, indoors, as if she may be called "into the field" to cosplay or whatever it is she does to figurehead Miller and Homan's policy.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

The only thing dumber and less self aware than Trump catching Les Mis during his ongoing bout of cognitive insurrectile dysfunction, would have been 90s Trump catching Rent.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Gonna bookmark this one, Krysti Pystolz did a really deep soundtrack show during Mayhem so looking forward to this one.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Connections Puzzle #732 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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Wordle 1,454 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments