rachelcrowl.net - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Always look up

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

Find joy in the simple things

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 257 comments

I refuse to despair.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

me: "we call Bella Belloq when she's being naughty. you know, like the bad guy in Raiders." student: "Raiders?" me: "Raiders of the Lost Ark. you know, the movie." student: me: "you know, Indiana Jones?" student: "like the Lego set?" sigh.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

The time change thing doesn’t usually bug me but I go to bed early these days and I feel like I’m fucking shit up tonight because I’m still awake! I will get over it tomorrow because this isn’t my first time rodeo. (please clap)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

friends, some local bozo just ended a comment about merica with "i can't wait for john galt to come" and i actually closed the page before responding "then maybe you should learn to give a better blowjob" congratulate me for my incredible self discipline, please

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

AAHHHH

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This is Chester. He is so good at piano he can play it in his sleep. In fact, he can only play it in his sleep. 13/10

submitted 19 days ago • 49 comments

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

submitted 21 days ago • 3335 comments

Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

submitted 22 days ago • 391 comments

I love it when my pet sighs. Like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader.

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

Just had an excellent interview with @advocate.com, and I really think this one is worth your time to read.

submitted 29 days ago • 118 comments

Finished my first game of Civ 7. Whew. They changed it up a bunch! But… it turns out to be really fun to have to figure out how something works all over again.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

i’m proofreading a dutch translation of my article and all i can think about is that time someone posted how the dutch translation of “spank me daddy” is “geef me een clapp papa”

submitted 34 days ago • 13 comments

Lacy tiny undies are enticing, sure. But if you want to be SURE she's into you? She busts out the granny panties in front of you. She shows you the soldier underwear who've SEEN SOME THINGS. They're the bloating, PMS, Day 3 crying at Hallmark undies. Lingerie is sexy. Granny panties? She's 100% in.

submitted 34 days ago • 17 comments

hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...

submitted 35 days ago • 403 comments

Never forget that black trans people threw the first bricks at Stonewall, and led the charge for our rights Dont let these fucks erase that. Remember our history

submitted 37 days ago • 10 comments

Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.

submitted 38 days ago • 36 comments

Captain America* is fun for everyone*! Marvel's back!**** actually, before watching Captain America you should watch that six-hour Disney+ series and also The Eternals, and try to stay awake this time and some old Hulk movie, not sure which one ****critics say it's...fine.

submitted 39 days ago • 33 comments

Billie Joe Armstrong voice “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

submitted 41 days ago • 167 comments

Somewhere @kschweigert.bsky.social is writhing in the agony of being ahead and waiting for someone to fuck it up

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I’m in Long Island having a very Long Island experience.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

Now, what you love here about Hubie Brown calling his last NBA game tomorrow is that he's still doing it at 91 years old. OK? He's teaching you the game of basketball. And so you say, you're learning the game. And he's done this at a high level for six decades, and for that, you have to thank him.

submitted 43 days ago • 34 comments

This just made my fucking day

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

i’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit. this lane is for CRIME

submitted 49 days ago • 23 comments

the tariff trade war stuff is pretty complicated but one way you can think about it is that in this scenario the United States is basically Drake and Canada is Kendrick Lamar

submitted 49 days ago • 37 comments

Omg, I won an Obie Award!

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Hell had frozen over. #caturday

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

submitted 50 days ago • 501 comments

#mood

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

I forgot to get coffee for tomorrow morning. Pray for me.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

"Live to see them die" is one hell of a slogan

submitted 53 days ago • 93 comments

Oh! This is tremendous! I can’t wait to see the whole thing.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

my 4-y/o broke these figures from his "Inside Out 2" set and asked me to gorilla-glue them and when he saw them fixed this a.m. he shouted MAMA, FEAR AND ANXIETY ARE BACK!!! and, buddy, truer words

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments