*a guy on the highway cuts me off so I look away from the road to navigate menus to try to type “1337” (gamer reference) to open my glovebox; I drift into oncoming traffic and collide with a Boar’s Head® delivery truck, giving my burning wreck the savory aroma of PitCraft® Slow Smoked Turkey Breast*
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way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox
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but also, the whole 'treating things like people, and people like things' is how we got here
Just have to sit back and watch her burn alive in it when it catches fire all on its own.
Seeing someone keying the car.
Running down.
Unlocking and opening the car.
Going to glovebox controls.
Opening the box and grabbing the gun.
Waving it in an empty parking lot, keyer left 5 min ago.
"Mine's bigger."
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