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orc.bsky.social
Writer. Blurry. Creator of the trans idiom "egg" For those who come after. I would die for a united world.
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You're laughing? No one attended the Fuhrer's birthday party and you're laughing?

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

when you're excited to boot up your new game and get hit with 'compiling shaders'

That's me and my busty busted bestie, Eileen

loooooing

Starting to realize a lot of the most annoying replies you get on here in this vain are low follower accounts that think you are a media figure because several thousand people follow you and you can be critiqued in the same way as the messaging apparatus of the Democratic Party

worlds longest trans pride flag

This is exactly what I told my BFF, whose sister is afraid but also wants to go to her first protest. These are big, safe, permitted events. And if you ever feel uncomfortable, you can just leave. Try it out. Being with other people who care about things feels great

Well, that was quick. I'm pretty sure we should all stop saying that the shooter in Minnesota was dressed like a policeman and just assert that there is no longer any way to know whether or not anyone is or isn't law enforcement. Because that is the truth.

there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle

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With the power of my stand, GEOCITIES!

just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.

Roblox Kanye can't hurt you he's not real

to the troops: if America is still standing in 4 years, you can appeal that shit and will likely win under a new admin. save documentation where they state their reasoning for separating you. if your command likes you ask for a signed letter stating it's because of policy and not conduct.

SECRET THEATER IS BACK BAYBEE

What my girlfriend sees when I come back upstairs after getting a midnight snack...

Oh My God, a horrible tragedy!! How can I relate this my niche interest??

so it turns out teens hitting the juul were doing 1000x gravity training

Forgot how goated army of darkness is

lol

THIS is the enemy Bioweapon? Andross is an insane fool!

these things move like the angels from Doctor Who btw

I told my wife my true face is the one wearing the mask and she didn't like that one bit.

I did this one in photo mode and then took a picture on my phone. the way the PC version works is awful and it prevents alt tabbing and my screenshot shortcut

I think the dlc might be better than the game

Somebody call R Crumb's ghost

great now I'm wee

Ladies.

good evening

Psychically projecting myself into one of my femboy berserkers.

the hand to hand shit in punisher s2 is actually filthy

state run gang monopoly

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