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orc.bsky.social
Writer. Blurry. Creator of the trans idiom "egg" For those who come after. I would die for a united world.
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Does anyone remember the game Remember Me? Unironically one of my favorite games ever made.

DING DONG!! DING DONG!!!

even beyond the specific wording of the US Code, it incorporates by reference every statute of nearly every other federal department, as well as foreign laws.

if you believe this you are the type of person that should never speak to the police under any circumstances

police are under no obligation to film all of an interrogation. they can turn it on and off as they please.

The Library of Congress is just one of many federal agencies that employ armed investigative agents. Mind if we come inside and ask you a few questions about an overdue book?

I don't know how many spiders you ate last night but I do know the average American is likely to commit 3 felonies per day.

DYK? If speaking to the police, what you say CAN ONLY be used against you? If your attorney said "Officer Wiggum can you please recall the thing my client said that would actually help his case?" He is not obligated to do so. Even if he for some reason did, it would be dismissed as hearsay.

fuck I woke up

I would do anything for a bunny

I did it

they're giving me this bottle when I finish it man

This is what every great catch makes you say but I really feel like this is maybe the best catch of this kind that I've ever seen.

even when I don't wanna wake up I find myself doing it. pretty bullshit!

would it be weird to wear the huntress mask to a pride parade

The LAPD whenever they think no one can see

GIVE ME THE INSANE CYBORG NO KEY BOARD

Banging out on a Monday hits so good when you ain't got a BOSS in ya ear tellin ya it's nasty.

I don't know how many spiders you ate last night but I do know the average American is likely to commit 3 felonies per day.

calling him a pussy bitch with no balls worked. bullying public officials works.

notable that the poster child for morally empty ambition has finally figured out that there are gains to be reaped from opposing the administration's actions

The Library of Congress is just one of many federal agencies that employ armed investigative agents. Mind if we come inside and ask you a few questions about an overdue book?

Lime scooters. A win for urban micro-mobility.

the time for Strongly Worded Letters has passed, no matter how many red fonts and exclamation points are used.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

fuck it. becoming a cringe baeddel. die cis scum, etc

tomorrow is tomorrow

pussy bitch

Every camel has a name like "You Bastard" and "Evil-Minded Son-of-a-Bitch"

so it turns out teens hitting the juul were doing 1000x gravity training