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Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana
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So Einarson loses the “quarterfinal” and advances to the semi-final… and Homan wins the “quarterfinal” and gets a spot in the final Apparently that makes sense to Curling Canada. Don’t ask me.

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Almost done my screenplay about Colonel Kurtz’ German mistress I call it, Apocalypse Frau

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Is there one just for boobs? Asking for a friend…

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It must chafe Kevin Martin’s ass every time he hears Ferbey’s number system still in use

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What's a "page quarterfinal?" A game where the winner goes right to the final and the loser is still alive isn't a quarterfinal.

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Ahh. The Mistake by the Lake. There was a certain innocence to sports back then. It wasn't all about boutique venues and extracting every last dollar... it was multi-use stadiums that were bad for everything or just cramming a field into wherever

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You know German's, calling a heat pump a "warmepumpen" isn't helping to discourage people who do terrible impressions of you

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I still remember when Ron Burgundy visited the curling broadcast both... Vic was utterly befuddled with someone else playing dumb... Russ on the otherhand seemed right at home

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