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Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana
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So it’s rampaging thru the Bible belt? Shocking…

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Move the Leafs?

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

I had a bad bout of gout once, it was unreal how much it hurt. Was basically eating all salads with tuna and nutritional yeast… thought it was super healthy, turned out to be a gout bomb 😂

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I think I had that wind suit in 7th grade…

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

No matter where you’re from, call it pop when you drink a pop. So wholesome. Drink a “soda”? What am I, a chemist?

submitted 7 hours ago • 89 comments

Hot takes: 1. Bo gets hurt because the head coach designs a running play for him 2. Nick Arbuckle will remain unappreciated 3. The owner of the Elks will say something racist in defense of the whole "Eskimos" thing 4. Tre Ford will remain underutilized 5. I'll house 1 if not 2 pocket dawgs in Aug.

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Hot Takes: 1. Bo has (East) MOP season 2. Lewis is trash 3. Elks and Bombers fight for 3rd in the West 4. Adams doesn't make it to Labour Day 5. MTL falls flat with Alexander

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Hot takes: 1. Scott benches Bo again 2. MTB gets suspended 1 game for running his mouth too far this time 3. Ford plays better than Rourke 4. Brady gets no respect again 5. A.J.’s off season glow up is a complete waste of time 6. Eugene Lewis proves Hervey wrong 7. Kelly injured again #cfl

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

This place needs some good old fashioned CFL trash talk… so here are some of my hot-takes for 2025 - Elks rediscover the playoffs - Canadian MOP - Bombers drop to 3rd in West - Riders miss the playoffs - in October the Stamps will be Dickenson free for first time since 2007

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

Geno has also demanded new entrance music this year… youtu.be/WsidcB-24JU

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Collaros truly is exceptional… it’s no small feat to somehow actually manage to get nailed by the CFL drug policy

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

The problem with that is, the whole reason flag is on the Olympics is as a publicity stunt featuring NFL players... and if their flag football team played an NFL team for the spot, the NFLers would get absolutely stomped

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

8-10 years ago, I could maybe give this the benefit of the doubt. But the guy is 39 now. The story of his career is high expectations and falling short

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Riders fans have really talked themselves into Trevor Harris this year. The Kool-aid is strong

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments