jockcartier.bsky.social
Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana
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I mean, it's effectively the Peter Principal. It's on one hand, rather inevitable... but I guess the problem is once they get to that level, they seem to keep getting chance after chance, maybe with a brief return of coordinator to cleanse everyones palate.
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I've got information, man. New s*** has come to light!
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Watch the tomfoolery
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If ball trajectory is not >35%, you must acquit
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They invented centimetres per hour just for Andy Fantuz. True story.
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Ah, yes, Hamilton too of course
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Maybe they’ve just been watching too much baseball. Trajectory and exit velocity is all the rage
I’m guessing Genius can’t track it, cause they can’t track anything anyway
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I concur… the only teams that should be allowed to wear black based are Ottawa and BC… and if they outlawed monocolour look, all the better
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That was FAR better than our effort I’m afraid
One onlooker described it as like watching a raccoon try to mount a water balloon
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Not nearly as good as Lobster Bisque…
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I remember dating a girl who LOVED that movie in college.
On night we had a few and she decided we needed to try the lift from Dirty Dancing.
Long story short, there was a big hole in the drywall and I lost my security deposit
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Which is why I endorse throwing random weirdos into HC jobs and seeing how they do
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He’s definitely trying to slide into her DM’s
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I mean, if you’re gonna hit yourself in the nuts, get pushed around like a schoolboy, have your face sat on, AND get a penalty… at least he got the touchdown first
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It’s cheaper by the pallet!
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Didn’t he even get in a cup if coffee in Hamilton at the end of last season… or was that just a crazy fever dream
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This league recycles coaches like no other. The gene pool isn’t even a puddle, its a thin film
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Do you even need to count calories for stuff like that? I’d think it takes more energy to digest it!
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Given the obsession with our coaches, ya’ll are welcome to Herdman and his wide assortment of drones
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Mom: So Youngest told me all about the fireman’s pole…
Dalts:
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Just 14 months?
I was there before the pandemic
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TBF... I'd take him over Strevler
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MOP or a mop?
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I particularly enjoy Canada’s new coach swearing like a sailor in timeouts.
Probably a good way to stop the mics from snooping 😂
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No one wants to hear Barker anyway
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Or… its preseason week four?!
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The CFL screwing up RTP calls?!?!
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We really took the 90’s and ‘aughts for granted