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You can’t look at Tom Homan and not think yeah towering intellect. Right up there with Luca Brasi.

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Re: my Bob Hoskins post Alfred Molina: ‘During Spider-Man 2, Rosemary Harris & I were suspended in harnesses 40ft above the soundstage floor & we were left hanging there for ages & ran out of small talk. At one point, Rosemary quietly said ‘I’m classically trained, you know.’

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 14 days ago • 1910 comments

don't you know, there's fire in the hole and nothing left to burn I'd love to run out now there's nowhere left to turn

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Marisa Kabas: Elon Musk & his young acolytes are actual, open Nazis. “Whatever comes to mind when you think of a Nazi, that is for whom this country is currently being run.” [thehandbasket.co]

submitted 11 days ago • 22 comments

Good friend of mine What did you find? The fog of a nightmare dissipating A rolling sign Better than mine The ghosts of a different dream are waiting from “Ghosts of a Different Dream” by Guided By Voices, Under the Bushes Under the Stars (1996)

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Is This the End of the American Constitution? “Even if anyone had elected Elon Musk to anything, literally anything, the past week or two would still constitute one of the most egregious examples of executive malfeasance in American history.” [kottke.org]

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paramount theater, asbury park, new jersey, 1978

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I gotta log off, I'm physically ill over RFK, but I'll just say this--we are so fucked that we are fucked in ways that we can't understand yet, can't really see in the distance. we are off the map in the empty part with the sea monsters

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"You can call me an ageist. But while everyone is entitled to age with dignity, no one is entitled to age as one of the most powerful people in the country." Well said. Also it is so embarrassing that Dem leadership picked 74yo Connolly over AOC for Oversight because 'he didn't get his turn yet'. 😑

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

RFK Jr. confirmed as secretary of the Health and Human Services Department. There has been a lot of horrible news over the past month but this one is making me feel ill. I’m gonna log off for awhile. [apnews.com]

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty funny that McConnell is the most consistent GOP vote against the slate of Cabinet officials when he, more than any other Senator, is responsible for a second Trump administration. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/jan-6-and-...

submitted 16 days ago • 50 comments

Measles

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I don't know why but the McConnell token "no" votes on RFK and Gabbard are so fucking offensive to me. What a worm. What a spineless piece of shit. Save us your performative attempt to appear reasonable. This is in so many ways YOUR FAULT MITCH, THE BODIES BELONG ON YOUR DOORSTEP

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who killed so many children in Samoa they ran out of child-sized coffins, has been confirmed to lead Health and Human Services. The vote was 52-48. All Dems and Mitch McConnell, whose fault this is, voted no. All other Republicans voted yes. The blood will be on their hands.

submitted 16 days ago • 130 comments

The extent to which we are well and truly fucked continues to grow exponentially by the day

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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

submitted 17 days ago • 234 comments

Surprise! Paul McCartney is playing a show at New York's Bowery Ballroom tonight. Tickets are on sale now at the venue box office.

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Weird thing: Vance made this argument during the campaign, and I reached out to bishops across the country. No response. (USCCB, to be fair, did — to reaffirm existing stances on immigration.) I reached out again when Vance made the argument recently. None responded. Today, the *pope* responds.

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

met a guy that goes by Vatdipper and he's really into dipping stuff into vats. he's been showing me the ins and outs of the lifestyle and thats why i havent been posting as much lately

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Tom Brady has unquestionably participated in NFL history and yet he can’t even tell an anecdote about this incredible career with any wit or charisma

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Great “fuck you Mahomes” video package coming out of the break

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Shooters shoot

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl theonion.com/super-b...

submitted 19 days ago • 156 comments

THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!

submitted 19 days ago • 53 comments

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

submitted 19 days ago • 69 comments

Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86

submitted 19 days ago • 32 comments

Drake is calling the CFL commissioner to try to get on the Grey Cup halftime show

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Here’s how you know Zuck is a fucking moron: Among his recent product ideas are “digital Weebles” and “Google Glasses, again”

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Nine Colors on White I (rotated), by Ellsworth Kelly, 1953

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Andy Reid looks like he’s wearing one of those fake clown belly costumes

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Wow, the term “sewer fatberg” is new to my lexicon

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Nice to see the late Richard Hatch again, but how— wait. They’re calling that Tom Cruise?

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Andy Reid Removes Bald Cap for National Anthem theonion.com/andy-reid-re...

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

If there's one thing the Taliban is known for, it's raw doggin'

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van helsing, screenshot, game boy advance (2004) www.mobygames.com/game/66012/v...

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

Doge Man (2025)

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

🎯

submitted 22 days ago • 53 comments

OK, I was taking a Bluesky break and now I'm back for 30 seconds and already getting sucked in. Byeeeeeeeeeeee again (till next time), byeeeeeeeeee

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