darthel.bsky.social
Dark Comedy on empire building & planet burning. With Elon Musk, little X, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, MBS & minor acolytes like Donald Trump, J.D. Vance, Viktor Orban, Javier Milei & Ursula von der Leyen. Gaga, let’s make the galactic empire great again!
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Youngling. You're one of 0.001% which might escape a first wave of order 66. Will share specific escape routes for shoppers (Darth Jeff delivers & processes your credits where you're blind), junk dealers, traders, super corps & the indigenous private people over next weeks. DM for rewards & bounty!
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Only can reveal my knowledge to acolyte followers via dm holocast
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Looking forward to enabling order 66 at Lockheed. Those Dutch fools didn't insist on their own software & electronics as the British & Darth Netanjuhu did.
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You call it cyberf***. I'll name it order 66.
#Gaga
#Musk
#MuskTakeover
@karaswisher.bsky.social
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Ukrainian rebels figured out a fix on Starlink. Acolytes Meloni & Orban will make sure this Jedi cancer stops growing on planet Europe. Those in the commonwealth I own anyway. You trusted US tech.
#Gaga
#BigTech
#Starlink
#Satellite
#Musk
#Nafo
#NafoArticle5
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Blind. You still don't see chaos is the aim & method. My accidents are not accidentially. Doge is a joke on you. A multi-Level play on words. 'efficiency' the twist. Did I ever keep a promise?
#Gaga
#Doge
#DarthMusk
@reptedlieu.bsky.social
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I am a visionary. A master planer. Still can't believe you trusted me I wouldn't lie on everything. Now order 66 will start with starlink & your Tesla & Optimus home droids:
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Now the resistance demands an army. I'll supply them with my F-35s and tell Lockhead to activate order 66. Great hiding in the clouds.
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You forgot to talk to Grok via VPN on a secure, clean device & browser. Got your IP, social security ID and everything that X & acolytes Mark, Jeff & Sergey ever collected about you on Facebook, Whatsapp, Google, Amazon & Apple combined via Square now.
Your resistance has been blinded & careless
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The only serious member of the resistance against me on planet Germania running away.
Fear those indigenous green little people will actually vote for him & not acolyte Weidel.
#Gaga
#Habeck
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Don't go for Grippen. Give me your Euro memecoin in exchange for F-35 for me to be able to activate order 66.
#NAFO
#DarthMusk
#GAGA
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@bundespraesident.at
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The Musk-Putin pact mustn't be revealed yet.
#Gaga
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I'll never give up my empire to a minor Sith. Germany stays where it is in blissful ignorance.
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Been blinding you with my electric car green washing myth. To late now it is.
#gaga
#climate
#breakdown
#florida
#texas
#housing
#insurance
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I will allow nor more failings on the cap colour.
You believe it's black maga. But it is Gaga. Let's make the Galactic empire great again
#Trump
#Musk
#Gaga
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Europe's female leaders all know & act as well. Especially from the Nordics & Baltics. As in the US, it is ironically a generational age & gender gap issue. Follow the indigenous people on my profile page.
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Now my masterplan to break the courtlings unfolds ...
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Book burning was to easy. Rather do planet burning & censoring the cyber. I love a challenge & hunt.
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Need to train my drone warriors on the cartels to prepare for resistance. Training on Darth Putin's helpings is off limits now.
#Musk
#Trump
#Putin
#AI
#Palantir
#Drones
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
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Maybe, some have trouble getting into Tesla sales sites without the force:
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Sir Richard, I never expected you'd betray me & my agent Donald Trump & join the resistance
#Branson
#Musk
#Trump
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Rewarding acolytes Mark Zuckerberg & Jeff Bezos for their faith ...