darthstatto.bsky.social
Scottish. Craft beer, vinyl, movies, retro games and football. He/Him.
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I did, amazing.
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I love Coogler’s enthusiasm for film, I really hope Sinners has a commentary track on the disc.
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Cheese Moments were clear.
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My WiFi was called “Covid Enforcement Van” during lockdown.
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One for the book readers.
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Oh mate…
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Jesus Christ, who’s wanking at work? 🤣
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Nice!
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If you can play it in a boozer, it’s not a sport.
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OP has the Fast Furious compete box set.
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A shark opines.
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Perhaps across the UK, but Still Game is very highly rated north of the wall.
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40 years ago.
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There’s a word I haven’t heard since the playground at primary school. 😬
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Walk round quickly, holding a bit of paper and with an intense look on your face. You’re welcome.
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Being stuck in a soap, where you’re the only character that is aware sounds like a decent idea for a film. Probably been done though.
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Elderado repeats.
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Is the “24 hour sports bar” in the room with us?
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Crucially, no other famous Gary’s are available.
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Found Corden’s sock puppet account.
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The CSI effect. Oh hello Steve Buscemi, presumably you’re in more than one small scene at the start of the episode…
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They’re fucking DRAWERS!!!!
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Someone is currently blaming the Russian invasion of Ukraine on the EU. Someone else just called Anon_Opin, a bot account, the Leftwaffe.
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Disney : BBC
Netflix: ITV
Apple: Ch4
Prime: Ch5
Paramount: U
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Going by the us of the word “Kibble” I’m guessing you’re from the US. In the UK outdoor cats are the standard.
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I’ve literally had the same GP for decades.
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One of my favourite Simpsons gags.
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This is correct. When a company asks you feedback on a scale 1-10. Unless it’s fucking abysmal, give them a 9 or a 10. Anything else is considered a non positive rating.
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If you’re talking about 28 Days Later, it’s now available on digital to buy or rent after Sony bought the rights from Disney.
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Ok, who’s going to teach me?
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The medium has already been perfected.
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3 is on the low end.
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I’m also super suspicious that his phone was actually able to do that and also that the finished article doesn’t taste rotten.
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The fuck is a “pack up”?
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I’m hoping it’s just a fad and goes the way of NFTs. No one needs, or wants, a toaster with “AI”.
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And such and such.
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We’ve made it! We’ve reached the “gatekeeping sandwiches” level of hell.
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AI has been around for decades, it has become a buzzword only recently and much of what is being described as AI is not actually AI. I saw a fucking “AI” toaster ffs.
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Too subtle for me. 😂
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“Hey Siri, wtf is a resin driveway?”
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How about, no dunks. Gross. 🤢
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Why would you uninstall the cracked versions, which cost you nothing?
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One of the best cutaway gags.
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Nice!
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Don’t remember sending this in? 🤔