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datab.ae
the artist formerly known as dataeditor on the bird site data for new york times wood for databae woodshop
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has anyone considered that comey accidentally just posted his pin number

this wikipedia page has seen more than 70 edits today, most in the last couple hours, in case you wonder how it's going

making a spreadsheet with no actual values in it, just colors that mean something to me that i'm not gonna write down

trying to be more efficient with my code. turned 105 lines of code in 30. does the exact same thing. please clap.

every car is the quiet car if i just take out my hearing aids

"other than being mostly unreadable, i think i made a pretty good graphic." - me, moments ago

need a new Bill Swerski's Superfans with this news

has this pope ever tasted malort is my question

c'mon pope pizzaballa

one of my funnest fun facts about nfg is that the lead singer is also a part time tattoo artist. naturally, yes, i have been tatted by him.

til my transcription app knows to identify that bagpipes are playing

started playing blue prince this week and i simply cannot put it down

weird question: are dc drivers taught to use their emergency blinkers to indicate that they want to parallel park? because i see this all the time and it makes no sense to me.

a small Texas county found a way to make money off migrants: arrest them for trespassing, make them post bail to get out of jail, turn them over to ICE, collect forfeited bail money. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...

hello, it is i, an expert in the thing i only just read about five minutes ago

no maybe you can do it differently

knocked out three things with this story: - first byline - first lead byline - first graphic made

schools targeted by the administration over accusations of antisemitism became far more reliant on lobbyists with Republican ties in the first quarter of this year

a fun thing is that hearing aids, as wonderful as they are, are still technology and can sometimes just not work like they're supposed to. so today i'm walking around with one just not working, making everything much harder.

data. gimme it.

27 crypto wallets acquired ~$1,000,000+ of the president's memecoin after top holders were invited to a special dinner with Trump. It "creates the specter of a pay-to-play deal". So who are payers? There are hints that many aren't even American. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

as a nearly-deaf guy with a woodshop and a hatred of large vehicles this feels like it was built for me

oh we official official

I tried to help a reporter find a migrant who was arrested after a wrong turn found him in Canada and trying to return to the US. We could see his entrance, arrest, detention and the details of his case, including his attempts to secure a lawyer. and a subsequent removal order. But then?

i am probably who i say i am

police often find less cash on people and seize it, claiming it was related to a crime but never charging the owner with one.

give me the big spreadsheets. i can handle them.

love to make my own crosswalks with government data because they couldn't just use unique values for stuff

in about half of cases with pending asylum applications, the immigrant does not have a lawyer.

i don't want to have to convert data from a pdf to a spreadsheet but i do get a sense of satisfaction from extracting it from a printed, then scanned, then hand redacted, then scanned again but skewed spreadsheet.

my job is 10 percent analysis and 90 percent putting data back in the form the government keeps it but won’t give to me

i’m super open about my mental health in the hopes of both destigmatizing it and convincing people who need or want help to get it.