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Putin isn't a ruthless dictator. He's just a follower of the old adage, "When a window opens, a door closes."

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The most elaborate suck-up a member of a despised class has ever orchestrated to win the favor of the people who despise him.

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No wonder he's so angry

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My face when I spot a sinful & confusing lifestyle

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"How could I have known that someone who's filed for bankruptcy 6 times would bankrupt me."

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Had to carry our 2 dogs several blocks this morning. It snowed. There was salt on the sidewalks. The dogs are small but they still weigh 20lbs apiece. After a block, the burn in my arms was so unbearable, it made me wish I was landed gentry, with a manservant to carry my dogs. It was a Saltburn.

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This is a crime, and you're reporting it like a business story.

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Make America Late Again

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Crypto is so fetch.

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Great but maybe basic human decency shouldn't be pork barreled by district.

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If unions had historically followed this logic we'd be working on days of the week that don't even exist.

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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Has anyone coined the term "brociopath" yet? If so, don't tell me, just let me bask in my delusions of genius.

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He's leading the world by... letting someone else drive and not even really knowing where he is?

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Antifeminist boys stealing material from antifeminist girls is the Blur song no one needed.

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Seems like Europe would be invited to peace talks involving a country whose future security America has unilaterally decided lies entirely in Europe's hands.

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You know women, always submitting to the needs and desires of their...uncles.

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The "governments gather far too much information about us" crowd is awfully silent lately.

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Designing an unnecessary new air traffic control system doesn't seem very efficient. Awarding a no-bid contract to Musk doesn't seem very legal.

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This is the comment to beat

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She might be red now, but she'll turn blue soon enough.

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Perhaps the worst picker of battles in the history of decision-making.

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Yeah, nothing conformist at all about every single conservative simultaneously deciding they were expert analysts of the entire budgets of literally every single government agency. Etcetera. Jesus.

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Please respect my child's privacy...by reaching out to Brian Glicklich for media inquiries.

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#DailyFail @dailymail.co.uk

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The only reason we HAVE the Constitution is because we wanted a document that handed an automatic F to anyone claiming divine rights. And to anyone implying that grade could somehow be modified to a C.

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everything is a conspiracy if, like david sacks, you are a fucking idiot

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Looking forward to no longer celebrating Jesus for His immutable characteristics.

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The White House has already welcomed Breitbart and OAN. Consider the possibility that standing next to them in a photo op will tarnish your soul.

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Hoo boy, declining to go along with childish geographical bigdicking isn't fighting. Fighting is standing up for those whose first amendment rights have been violated just because they refused to go along with childish geographical bigdicking.

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They put the emPHAsis on the wrong prinCIPle.

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Hugh Grant should do a movie where the winsome awkwardness of his youth serves as a Primal Fear style cover for the murderousness he's embraced in middle age. Call it Four Weddings and Your Funeral.

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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

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"The Holocaust wasn't that big a deal, you say? Ooohhhh, provocative!"

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Trump picked Vance as his VP solely so that Vance could break up our international alliances through the sheer force of his condescension.

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He's declared war on the press. You are his opponents, whether you accept it or not. That's how war works. What he wants is to destroy your solidarity, and in so doing, destroy the idea of the free press as a bedrock institution. And your suggestion is to give him what he wants.

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Larry thinks a man asking another man to stop being a dick is sexist.

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You can decide when, what, and whether to shoot with values. Seems kind of important if you want to avoid "endless wars."

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And I'm proud to be an American Where we all can catch TB And ten million other people die From preventable disease And I'd gladly blame Jews for viruses And whatever else you say 'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this man God Bless you RFK

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