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Do you smell the TACOs cookin’?

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Trump Mobile ad leaked...

submitted 2 days ago • 147 comments

“Chatgtp told me…” Alright, and the fairies in my backyard told me I shall slap you

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

They set his ass up GOOD.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

🚀💥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 14 hours ago • 142 comments

True

submitted 15 hours ago • 197 comments

Always nice to see this again. I got six done in the end. Backdirt, Arsemuck, Bumgravy, Gutbroth, Scat and Turrdz. The Daily Mail did a bullet point scare job on me after the first three. My picture was pinned up behind the counter in Selfridges, and I still got the rest. Christ, I was bored.

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Please believe the experts: #Canadasky #cdnpoli 🔗 to statement: bit.ly/G7IsraelIran

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He is Twatwaffling again

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It took Netanyahu 29 years, but he finally found an American president who was itching to go to war with him against Iran.

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@gtconway.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social

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If I were an ICE agent, I’d be embarrassed as hell that they were filing assault charges against mild mannered politicians in their 50s. Just how fucking soft are these little man babies? They seem like they’d burst into tears at the sound of a slammed door.

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DHS doubling down on Gestapo tactics

submitted 2 days ago • 90 comments

In case you still had any doubts about those claims of racism.

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Maybe he autosharpied it

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Countries will fear us

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I think Carney should pull up a few more chairs at the G7 this afternoon, SA,MX, and UA. they will have to flip a coin to see who gets stinky's chair

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"WE" ? So you did start another war...

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Haven't you people learned about scam sites ? idiots....

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Honestly, feels like Marvel is kind of running out of ideas in phase 6

submitted 2 days ago • 81 comments

Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing no one there is going to give him a plane.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

The ultimate Trump success has been getting the press to EXPECT him to constantly say deranged gibberish but also never write that he says deranged gibberish.

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If you want to know why anyone would shoot cluster munitions into a city, it’s to kill civilians, and that’s all.

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Someone spent time making this. For us. For all mankind. Thank you. Tears of gratitude.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

submitted 3 days ago • 119 comments

#booksky

submitted 3 days ago • 274 comments

Got an unprotected foot job and now I have athlete’s cock 🤦‍♂️

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Almost update time! Leslielevings.bigcartel.com

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...

submitted 3 days ago • 1021 comments

@timbousquet.bsky.social wrote about the reasons he’s appalled the news orgs use AI. Here’s one reason I dislike AI: I have fun at my job. I enjoy asking real questions, processing real info, taking real photos, and telling real stories. And I’m fast. That’s why you should subscribe!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Utah voters: Are these really your values? Mike Lee is the best you can do?

submitted 3 days ago • 1140 comments

#Cannabis Dispensaries Currently Outnumber the Number of McDonald's Across the US 🔗 www.benzinga.com/markets/cann... 🌬️💨💨💨

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments

This.

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submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

Do you smell the TACOs cookin’?

Trump Mobile ad leaked...

“Chatgtp told me…” Alright, and the fairies in my backyard told me I shall slap you

They set his ass up GOOD.

🚀💥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

True

Always nice to see this again. I got six done in the end. Backdirt, Arsemuck, Bumgravy, Gutbroth, Scat and Turrdz. The Daily Mail did a bullet point scare job on me after the first three. My picture was pinned up behind the counter in Selfridges, and I still got the rest. Christ, I was bored.

Please believe the experts: #Canadasky #cdnpoli 🔗 to statement: bit.ly/G7IsraelIran

He is Twatwaffling again

It took Netanyahu 29 years, but he finally found an American president who was itching to go to war with him against Iran.

@gtconway.bsky.social @therickwilson.bsky.social

If I were an ICE agent, I’d be embarrassed as hell that they were filing assault charges against mild mannered politicians in their 50s. Just how fucking soft are these little man babies? They seem like they’d burst into tears at the sound of a slammed door.

DHS doubling down on Gestapo tactics

In case you still had any doubts about those claims of racism.

Maybe he autosharpied it

Countries will fear us

I think Carney should pull up a few more chairs at the G7 this afternoon, SA,MX, and UA. they will have to flip a coin to see who gets stinky's chair

"WE" ? So you did start another war...

Haven't you people learned about scam sites ? idiots....

Honestly, feels like Marvel is kind of running out of ideas in phase 6

Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing no one there is going to give him a plane.

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

The ultimate Trump success has been getting the press to EXPECT him to constantly say deranged gibberish but also never write that he says deranged gibberish.

If you want to know why anyone would shoot cluster munitions into a city, it’s to kill civilians, and that’s all.

Someone spent time making this. For us. For all mankind. Thank you. Tears of gratitude.

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

#booksky

Got an unprotected foot job and now I have athlete’s cock 🤦‍♂️

Almost update time! Leslielevings.bigcartel.com

No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...

@timbousquet.bsky.social wrote about the reasons he’s appalled the news orgs use AI. Here’s one reason I dislike AI: I have fun at my job. I enjoy asking real questions, processing real info, taking real photos, and telling real stories. And I’m fast. That’s why you should subscribe!

Utah voters: Are these really your values? Mike Lee is the best you can do?

#Cannabis Dispensaries Currently Outnumber the Number of McDonald's Across the US 🔗 www.benzinga.com/markets/cann... 🌬️💨💨💨

This.

I can say without reservation, social media changed my life, because now I wash both my rice and my legs

We may make the squeaking our ringtone