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davenorwood.bsky.social
Travis County Park lackey by day, bass player for The Gary, Weird Weather, and Baby Robots by night. Somewhere in between, I read a lot and write a little.
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Move over, Mars Cheese Castle.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t it cross anyone’s mind at the ad agency? I pass this on my way home from work everyday.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Stage name alert!

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I have not been in USA all week. Coming back makes my bile rise.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Lenny and Squiggy got snipped. Double shamecones.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

You know those signs on some BBQ places that have the smiling pig happily endorsing its own consumption? I think that needs to be America's new flag, the smiling BBQ pig.

submitted 86 days ago • 4 comments

Scooping the litter box is kinda like panning for reverse gold

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like the snakes are waking up

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Q: What is bordering on stupidity? A: Canada and Mexico

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone need a band name?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Elizabeth and I will be performing together FOR THE FIRST TIME on Wednesday 2/26 at Hotel Vegas. Beth from Weird Weather will be holding down the beat for us. We will be performing songs from Johnny Cash and June Carter’s 1967 album Carryin’ On. Early show, we go on at 7:00. BOLD TONES!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Today I learned that Girl Scout Cookies are called Girl Guide Biscuits in New Zealand. That just sounds incredibly odd to me.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

The protest at the Capitol today is going great. Don’t listen to the naysayers. It’s a peaceful, open forum.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Take a sick day and go to your state capitol on Wednesday. It’s important!

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Keep it classy, Zuck.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Weird Weather is playing at Hole In The Wall in soggy Austin TX tonight. We go on at 10:00.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I just looked at the White House home page. That can’t be real. That’s a parody site, right? RIGHT?

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a fine day for hangin out with my lil dudes

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

The new sign at work is a little odd.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Today has been moving at the pace of side 2 of My War. My lunch seems apropos.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Kittens in the house! I’ve yet to name them. Suggestions are welcome.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not one to chime about gadgets, but I unconditionally endorse the Toto Washlet bidet. How did I live without it? Like an animal, I suppose. It is the R2 unit to my toilet’s X-wing.

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

I was genuinely disappointed in NPR for not playing “Feels So Good” as the segue music after the news about the CEO shooter getting caught at Mickey D’s.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

I was just thinking about the time in 7th grade when my friend Roger and I tried out for the talent show by lip syncing to “Easy Lover” by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey. We didn’t make the cut. #StillCringing

submitted 199 days ago • 1 comment

There was a time in my life, perhaps 25-30 years ago, when I would’ve picked this up from the grocery store floor and smoked it out in the parking lot. I’ve come a long way, baby.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Random sign out in the backcountry. Where to go, where to go?

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

A fellow from Quebec just told me his name and said “Sorry my name sounds so French,” and that might be the most Canadian thing anyone has ever said to me.

submitted 420 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting at a cafe in Ronda, Spain and eavesdropping on the Brits next to me. “It’s shit, innit? It’s shit!”

submitted 447 days ago • 0 comments

When I was a kid, I thought ZZTop were doing “The Tuesday Boogie”. Happy Super Tubesteak, everybody!

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