davenorwood.bsky.social
Travis County Park lackey by day, bass player for The Gary, Weird Weather, and Baby Robots by night. Somewhere in between, I read a lot and write a little.
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Or we could talk about poon curtains
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Holy shit! Check out the embouchure on that bassoon player’s reed!
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Today I also learned that there’s a dog treat on the market called Whisker Biscuits
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I’ve been saying “bless you” for years
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I could use a little more inspiration, but I’ll take Hearty however I can get him.
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WELL MY NAME IS DAVE
AND IM HERE TO SAY
that my name is Dave
and I’m here to say…
That Keith Brammer
is a sorely underrated bass player
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I think it’s a good format for bathroom humor, so long as you’re not spinning a yarn.
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It wasn’t me, it was the barking goldfish
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Why isn’t an unaroused dong called a soft-off?
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Bring on the next toilet paper shortage!
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Neighbors was the #1 movie on my 10th bday. We do have some weird shit going on next door, so this may track.
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“Here Comes Stigmatism”
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Grand Junction is a special place.
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Jesus, I love me some Pringles. I’ve often considered getting the old school Pringles guy tattooed on my back, with “SNACK & DESTROY” over it, ala Rollins.
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Looks like you’re in the commercially blighted wastelands of the planet Houston.
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Body/Head (Kim Gordon)
9/16/2018
Beerland, Austin TX
Austerity Program we’re also on the bill
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Ted Nugent’s “Stranglehold” is a Fugazi song
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It must’ve been Elon who sent me this text today. It’s about as out of touch with actual Texans as his dingdong cowboy costume.
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Waterful Ring Toss is a fine game to play in a bean bag during the Rockford Files while my grandmother sits in a mustard yellow couch and smokes Tarryton 100s.