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All I’m saying is that Nick Cage was able to sneak into the Oval Office.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My three-yea-old was watching CNBC when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why does the nice orange man want to put tariffs on the penguins?" And when I told her "Because penguins are globalist shitlibs who steal American manufacturing jobs with unfair trade practices," she started crying.

submitted 7 days ago • 109 comments

It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.

submitted 17 days ago • 1071 comments

You voted for Republicans who won’t even show up to town halls to meet with you.

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

as if the hegseth thing wasn’t bad enough, mcconnell just “accidentally” shared a nude with the entire DAR email list

submitted 18 days ago • 71 comments

JFC. This accomplishes NOTHING. We don’t come out ahead by doing this.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Was at an intersection a pitch-black cyber truck today and I thought yeah, sorry but we still see you.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

🎯

submitted 47 days ago • 539 comments

I was looking for new ideas for red beans besides rice. I actually found over 100 recipes…For red beans and rice.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Jarlic > MAGA

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

McConnell being the lone no vote on any of this is like Godzilla offering to repaint a window sill after destroying Tokyo

submitted 57 days ago • 40 comments

As others have said, the greatest transfer of wealth in US history will not be from the Boomers to their children but from them to the US healthcare system. The US is designed to make people insolvent and to keep them poor once they're there.

submitted 59 days ago • 248 comments

Sick of all the negative and needed some uplifting music so I put on the Smiths.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

THE CHIEFS CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE

submitted 61 days ago • 77 comments

Y’all, go to Brasa. Support them because they’re supporting the community.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Where is the pushback from the public, the politicians, and the press? We’ve waved the white flag, haven’t we.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

At Walgreens in Edina MN I overheard three seniors well into their 70’s or older. One gentleman said “I really fucked up. I never thought he would be this crazy.” Another said “nobody knew how bad it would be. We’re starting to regret it too.” It took everything I had not to lose my shit. 1/2

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

"Does your dog bite?" "No, it's worse... she judges"

submitted 73 days ago • 1039 comments

Do any of you have an address where I can send Pete Hegseth a bottle of champagne to congratulate him on his confirmation? Thanks in advance.

submitted 76 days ago • 2856 comments

From a pastor friend: Kirchenkampf. This is something everyone needs to learn about. The movement in Germany for control of Church and the message of the Gospel began with the silencing of Pastors who spoke the parts of the Gospel that challenge the position of the Reich. 1/3

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t want to be all negative but we are six days to fucked. It’ll be so much worse than anybody imagines.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.

submitted 93 days ago • 464 comments

It’s rather impressive how 75 million Oompa Loompas went from bragging that “he kept us out of war and that’s one reason I’m voting for him” to “fucking yes! Let’s fuck up mother fucking Greenland, Canada, Mexico and Panama because they need us to be safe & we need them to conquer the west, bitches”

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop betty white into movies she wasn’t really in.

submitted 98 days ago • 411 comments

Last nights #Wilco show at the Palace was exactly what I needed

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

One of the boys has been looking forward to snowboarding since last season ended. Talked about it incessantly through the summer. Went for the first time today. Brand new board and boots. Season ticket purchased. An hour in…snapped his arm in half. He is a mini-me.

submitted 125 days ago • 3 comments

Watching “The Greatest Showman” for the zillionth time. Puts smiles on our entire family’s faces. Mean people should watch it.

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

I just ended a 16 year relationship. Unfortunately, we just didn’t have anything in common anymore. I’m going to much happier over here.

submitted 148 days ago • 2 comments