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Where can you buy a copy of the paper on Monday? Glad you asked 1) Atlantic News, Morris and Queen, Halifax 2) The Dart Gallery, Portland St, Dartmouth 3) Cempoal Cafe, Agricola St, Halifax

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There's no sense dancing around a maypole unless you're prepared to back it up with a support infrastructure for working parents.

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Despite everything, this is still the largest share of the popular vote that the Conservatives (including the cumulative tallies of Reform and PC parties) have had since 1988.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

"Hey kid, wanna see our SPECIAL menu?"

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They're so perfect

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Chekhov's cocaine! #RighteousGemstones

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Is that the fucking dad from "Dog with a Blog" ? #RighteousGemstones

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Evil Uno was going to use that cocaine to cover Jake Roberts' appearance fee! #MysteryWrestling15

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The most powerful move in pro wrestling is a clothesline after a hot tag. #WrestleSky

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Q: Why is "Marge vs. The Monorail" such a beloved episode of THE SIMPSONS? A: Because of the one-liners.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I DID IT

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

submitted 11 days ago • 65 comments

This game still looks more likely to end 3-0 than 2-1. ⚽

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Bill Maher's rebuttal to Larry David basically amounts to "Well, it would have been perfectly acceptable to dine with Hitler BEFORE he opened up the camps."

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

we're going full iowa this year. we're gonna win games by scores of 4-2

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

Donkey Kong didn't like Baby Mario, but he gets along fine with Grown-Up Mario. Meanwhile, Waluigi was liked by Baby Mario, but Grown-Up Mario is not fond of him.

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Never forget youtu.be/Qm7RLJDH4XU?...

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*ATTENTION WRESTLERS 🤼‍♂️ * THERE IS STILL LIMITED SPOTS TO REGISTER! Darius Martin will be hosting a seminar put on by Mystery Wrestling & The Keep Pro Wrestling Centre from 12:30PM to 3PM on SUNDAY APRIL 27TH before #MysteryWrestling15! Contact [email protected]!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Five comedies to get to know me: Sing and Like It (1934) The Apartment (1960) The Producers (196X) Loaded Weapon 1 (199X) Mallrats (1995)

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