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Owner of three dogs, hiker, gardener, Green Bay Packer owner, former one day Jeopardy! Champion. 💚💛 🧀 👉 I am NOT the investigative journalist from Baltimore MD (though he DOES have a great name). 👈
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When you have lost Warren Buffett, it may be time to rethink your economic policies, America. 🇺🇸

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When you have lost Warren Buffett, it may be time to rethink your economic policies, America. 🇺🇸

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Mr. Burns: “That's right... keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned donut! There is a poisoned one, isn't there, Smithers?” 🍩 Smithers: “Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers; they consider it murder.” Burns: “Damn their oily hides!”

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“Since his Jan. 20 inauguration, Trump has attended the Super Bowl, NASCAR's Daytona 500, and ruined a proud 250 year old democracy.” - ESPN (if it had any balls)

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Elon, Elon’s blood boy, an experienced Dungeon Master, three corrupt Russians and a Saudi bone saw guy, I presume.

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What about A$AP Bullwinkle? 🫎

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Me: “Anything special you want to do this Valentine’s Day hon?” 💕 The wife:

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“A fucking liberal, gay, immigrant, trans altimeter.” 🏳️‍⚧️ - Trump Aviation Expert (probably)

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“He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron.” - J. D. Salinger The Catcher in the Rye

submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

“The buns did not regain their shape.” …Same thing happened to me with step aerobics class in the 1990s.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

When asked about the “Climate of Fear”, a Trump administration spokesman said “You can’t say the word ‘Climate’ anymore. It’s more a “Policy of Terror” than a “Climate of Fear.”

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Soooo… “Out”?

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Senator Susan Collins of Maine remains “Concerned.” 🫤

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🤔

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“You can tune a piano, but you can’t…” 🐟 🎹

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

You know: “Important Legislation”. 🥤🧃🧋

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“They wouldn’t.” - Economists everywhere

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I think my edible is kicking in. I just saw a Seal singing 🦭

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So the two great new movie ideas are “Lilo and Stitch” and “How to Train Your Dragon”?!? It feels like 2002. I want a Zima.

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"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." — Jonathan Swift

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…not to be outdone, JD Vance tried to have sex with a cabinet. 🗄️ 🛋️

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“If you think killing over 50,000 people by proxy, bulldozing an entire nation, kicking its citizenry out of their ancestral homes and then taking their seaside lands by force to build luxury golf courses and hotels is wrong, then we don’t want to be right.” - A Trump Spokesperson (Probably)

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“On Wisconsin!” 🦡 👇

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A Chipotle spokesperson stated the Trump Administration promised “ample Soylent Green” to replace any guacamole shortage. 🥑 👇

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Number 1 Holiest City on God’s list? Suprisingly, it is Ripon, Wisconsin. 🧀

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