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Owner of three dogs, hiker, gardener, Green Bay Packer owner, former one day Jeopardy! Champion. 💚💛 🧀 👉 I am NOT the investigative journalist from Baltimore MD (though he DOES have a great name). 👈
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When you have lost Warren Buffett, it may be time to rethink your economic policies, America. 🇺🇸

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Anne Wojecki’s final offer for 23andMe: $23.00 cash and two Arby’s gift certificates

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When you have lost Warren Buffett, it may be time to rethink your economic policies, America. 🇺🇸

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Mr. Burns: “That's right... keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned donut! There is a poisoned one, isn't there, Smithers?” 🍩 Smithers: “Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers; they consider it murder.” Burns: “Damn their oily hides!”

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“Since his Jan. 20 inauguration, Trump has attended the Super Bowl, NASCAR's Daytona 500, and ruined a proud 250 year old democracy.” - ESPN (if it had any balls)

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Elon, Elon’s blood boy, an experienced Dungeon Master, three corrupt Russians and a Saudi bone saw guy, I presume.

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What about A$AP Bullwinkle? 🫎

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Me: “Anything special you want to do this Valentine’s Day hon?” 💕 The wife:

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“A fucking liberal, gay, immigrant, trans altimeter.” 🏳️‍⚧️ - Trump Aviation Expert (probably)

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“He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron.” - J. D. Salinger The Catcher in the Rye

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There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method.

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“The buns did not regain their shape.” …Same thing happened to me with step aerobics class in the 1990s.

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When asked about the “Climate of Fear”, a Trump administration spokesman said “You can’t say the word ‘Climate’ anymore. It’s more a “Policy of Terror” than a “Climate of Fear.”

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Soooo… “Out”?

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Senator Susan Collins of Maine remains “Concerned.” 🫤

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🤔

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“You can tune a piano, but you can’t…” 🐟 🎹

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You know: “Important Legislation”. 🥤🧃🧋

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“They wouldn’t.” - Economists everywhere

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I think my edible is kicking in. I just saw a Seal singing 🦭

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So the two great new movie ideas are “Lilo and Stitch” and “How to Train Your Dragon”?!? It feels like 2002. I want a Zima.

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"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him." — Jonathan Swift

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…not to be outdone, JD Vance tried to have sex with a cabinet. 🗄️ 🛋️

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