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davewagner.bsky.social
two things make me happy and two things only: leftist policy and surly cats
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twitter has a banner on my profile page now that says "You aren't verified yet" and it's like, yeah, i know man, it's not an accident

submitted 17 hours ago • 9 comments

i have recieved your email requesting to understand what i got done last week. please see the attached, thanks

submitted 16 hours ago • 16 comments

everything in the news is a distraction. the real danger, as any cat will tell you, is the light that reflects off your phone screen and glides across the wall when you are doomscrolling on your couch. science cannot explain or address this menace

submitted 18 hours ago • 10 comments

filing so many lawsuits against your executive overreach that she can't even keep her eyes open

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

i have recieved your email requesting to understand what i got done last week. please see the attached, thanks

submitted 16 hours ago • 16 comments

twitter has a banner on my profile page now that says "You aren't verified yet" and it's like, yeah, i know man, it's not an accident

submitted 17 hours ago • 9 comments

@jortsthecat.bsky.social the bog beckons. we must answer its call

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

everything in the news is a distraction. the real danger, as any cat will tell you, is the light that reflects off your phone screen and glides across the wall when you are doomscrolling on your couch. science cannot explain or address this menace

submitted 18 hours ago • 10 comments

... better now tbh

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

hey there, we're just checking in. you good?

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

greatest. legal. skeet. ever. god bless you, Dave Wagner

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Resting from your labor is also a form of resistance!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

filing so many lawsuits against your executive overreach that she can't even keep her eyes open

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

hey there, we're just checking in. you good?

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

BREAKING: despite the fact that a cat carrier belongs to this angelic boy, reports tell us that the carrier is currently being occupied by a small gray cat described by bystanders as "some kind of fluff demon." an anonymous large orange cat claims it is "the worst injustice of all time."

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

I'm instituting a complete and total ban on doomer sentiment in my replies. "Actually nothing good can ever happen and you're a naive fool if you think otherwise." Understandable given recent events but enough!

submitted 4 days ago • 206 comments

how can one cat have both the felt pizza slice and felt banana? at the same time? surely, one might consider this unjust: even illegal. but what if i told you she was saving the felt pizza slice and the felt banana... from the tyranny of freedom. what then

submitted 7 days ago • 39 comments

BREAKING: despite the fact that a cat carrier belongs to this angelic boy, reports tell us that the carrier is currently being occupied by a small gray cat described by bystanders as "some kind of fluff demon." an anonymous large orange cat claims it is "the worst injustice of all time."

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments