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stomedy is the andy kaufman of the 21st century

mark i’m onto you

time to make fetch happen

why does brian from family guy have sex with human women and everyone just thinks that's okay

helly hansen makes me hella handsome while i lend a helping hand, son

i can’t believe snoop dogg is the face of the gestapo now

klein is like mia without a brain worm

heeeelp

this is my neologism of the day: #optimismsky. it is a blending of optimism and bluesky.

dude i just coined #optimismsky

anyone on #optimismsky?

man animal collective rocks

i’m so grateful

it really does feel like spring man

@allie.bsky.social i love your video so far i just found it and i dropped a subscribe it is good

it feels like spring

Book…….

this is my friendly friend home. Hello!!!

hello foosball

dude it’s goin to be 2026 next year

my wisdom tooth is coming in as i’m watching i-be area. does this mean anything?

anyone else been sick this weekend

some of you folks may think your presence transcends humanity but at the end of the day you all eject waste. your asshole will still open and close at anima mundi’s will and you have as much a choice about it as us politics

good morning

need a clean mental reset today

inferring we’re gonna see a lot of “haliey”s running around 10-20 years down the line

when i have a son i’m gonna teach him dianetics and tell him it’s the bible just because i think it’s funny

tim apple

it feels like spring

do you love me

wow i love guided by voices

i donmt fw all the outlandish stuff

i need something