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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

"The Premier League is predictable!" By Every journalist whose pre-season predictions were: Man City champions, Arsenal to push them close, Slot to struggle to adapt, Forest mid table at best, Villa and Newcastle to kick on, Man Utd resurgence. Money for jam.

I have entered my Good As I Been To You phase. Could have been worse.

These people are taking the piss.

We are governed by morally repugnant, racist cowards.

I just read the phrase "a diametric proposition" in an article about football and it's confirmed my view that the author has absolutely no writing ability whatsoever. What he does have is a contact at the club and a thesaurus.

In 2020 this was merely a very funny tweet. Now it’s the top answer when you ask Google “What is soup?”

Hope the breakfast is nice....

"It's come to my attention that some members of Gen Z didn't have comfortable, cosseted, 'mummy's boy' lives that influenced their complacent and patronising worldview."

Listening to Copacetic by Velocity Girl for the first time in a hundred years and really enjoying the experience. Less convinced than my 20yo self that doing this was a guaranteed way to get off with girls who looked like Winona Ryder. Or speak to any girls at all tbqfhwy.

“At times the destruction of entire neighborhoods and the killing of 300 noncombatants were approved just to target one Hamas leader. This logic renders all Gazan residents legitimate targets…De facto, this is evidence of policy that permits the execution of genocide.”

For people who need villains to wear shirts saying “I’m the villain,” here you go.

anthony braxton is sick of your shit

Fuck, and I can’t stress this enough, right off.

Anyone suggesting that wasn't what it so clearly was should be hounded from public life. In the meantime, those people should tell their kids to do "Roman salutes" in the playground and see how long it takes for the school to phone them up....

Just heard somebody in the pub say the phrase “he’s a big fan of the Maris piper”

literally no more words are needed to express what happened

Glad the football is over so I no longer have to listen to the Fletcher/McManaman Axis of Drivel.

Well, fuck me sideways. I thought this was brilliant satire, but there it is on salmon newsprint.

Incredible guff from the MEN, not least the claim that Alex Ferguson 'practically pioneered' focusing on your next match after a good result

Country doomed. news.sky.com/story/uk-to-...

Ryan Sparks on Radio 5 Live. Brass neck on that lad. #bcafc

Forgive me for slipping into technical jargon, but what in the name of fuck is this undiluted fucking horse piss doing in an apparently serious fucking newspaper, you fucking fools?

Wishing a super evening to all, especially those who, like me, convinced themselves they never liked NYE anyway, prefer to stay in tbh and have been massively relieved to find that for the past few years this turned out to be true.

Let 2025 be the year people stop adding truffle to things and ruining otherwise nice food.

About 20 years ago I interviewed Carter regarding development and Africa and the (amazing) work of the Carter Center. He was talking about US farm subsidies and the malign effect on developing country farmers. So naturally I asked him why he hadn't addressed ag subsidies when he was president. 1/n

Nicola Barker is a genius and I'll hear nothing to the contrary.

Amazon Prime are fucking idiots.

Oh fuck off this helps no-one