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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

submitted 9 hours ago • 72 comments

"The Premier League is predictable!" By Every journalist whose pre-season predictions were: Man City champions, Arsenal to push them close, Slot to struggle to adapt, Forest mid table at best, Villa and Newcastle to kick on, Man Utd resurgence. Money for jam.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I have entered my Good As I Been To You phase. Could have been worse.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

These people are taking the piss.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We are governed by morally repugnant, racist cowards.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I just read the phrase "a diametric proposition" in an article about football and it's confirmed my view that the author has absolutely no writing ability whatsoever. What he does have is a contact at the club and a thesaurus.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

In 2020 this was merely a very funny tweet. Now it’s the top answer when you ask Google “What is soup?”

submitted 18 days ago • 20 comments

Hope the breakfast is nice....

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

"It's come to my attention that some members of Gen Z didn't have comfortable, cosseted, 'mummy's boy' lives that influenced their complacent and patronising worldview."

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to Copacetic by Velocity Girl for the first time in a hundred years and really enjoying the experience. Less convinced than my 20yo self that doing this was a guaranteed way to get off with girls who looked like Winona Ryder. Or speak to any girls at all tbqfhwy.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

“At times the destruction of entire neighborhoods and the killing of 300 noncombatants were approved just to target one Hamas leader. This logic renders all Gazan residents legitimate targets…De facto, this is evidence of policy that permits the execution of genocide.”

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

For people who need villains to wear shirts saying “I’m the villain,” here you go.

submitted 32 days ago • 53 comments

anthony braxton is sick of your shit

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

Fuck, and I can’t stress this enough, right off.

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone suggesting that wasn't what it so clearly was should be hounded from public life. In the meantime, those people should tell their kids to do "Roman salutes" in the playground and see how long it takes for the school to phone them up....

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Just heard somebody in the pub say the phrase “he’s a big fan of the Maris piper”

submitted 40 days ago • 7 comments

literally no more words are needed to express what happened

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Glad the football is over so I no longer have to listen to the Fletcher/McManaman Axis of Drivel.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Well, fuck me sideways. I thought this was brilliant satire, but there it is on salmon newsprint.

submitted 45 days ago • 98 comments

Incredible guff from the MEN, not least the claim that Alex Ferguson 'practically pioneered' focusing on your next match after a good result

submitted 46 days ago • 6 comments

Country doomed. news.sky.com/story/uk-to-...

submitted 46 days ago • 17 comments

Ryan Sparks on Radio 5 Live. Brass neck on that lad. #bcafc

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Forgive me for slipping into technical jargon, but what in the name of fuck is this undiluted fucking horse piss doing in an apparently serious fucking newspaper, you fucking fools?

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

Wishing a super evening to all, especially those who, like me, convinced themselves they never liked NYE anyway, prefer to stay in tbh and have been massively relieved to find that for the past few years this turned out to be true.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Let 2025 be the year people stop adding truffle to things and ruining otherwise nice food.