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Three jellies in a trench coat. I’m not gay but my ex bf🏳️‍🌈 is. Autigender? Undiagnosed. ❤️ engaged @evlblueyes1369.bsky.social 🥰 Jesus Mystic. Apokatastasis. Existentialist. Gen Y. Beach 🏖. Ancient astronaut theorist. Progress past bigotry.
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The customer is usually wrong.

I once worked for a HOSPITAL who kept me from having healthcare even though I worked enough hours to qualify because they listed me as “as needed.”

We’re going to have so little food, yall are going to find out that Soylent green is people. Sorry for the spoiler.

Yeah Beatrice should have won that not Austin.

We teach kids about history like it’s a closed book. But they’re going to have to live in a sequel we’ve refused to rewrite.

What if ‘Original Sin’ is just generational trauma?

I recently had a birthday and here aee some highlights of what @evlblueyes1369.bsky.social did for me 🥰

Perhaps, Hell is the realization of how much we resisted the good work that God began in us… seeing how much we resisted wholeness of God and all that was lost in the rejection of the perfect. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRk...

Study begun pre-COVID finds remote work increased sleep by 1/2 hr/night, decreased commute by 4.5 hr/week replaced with work, family & leisure and led to healthier eating. Remote and hybrid employees report higher job satisfaction and well-being. farmingdale-observer.com/2025/05/16/s...

If this is true, DOGE is already killing people.

If you believe Christian bakers shouldn’t have to bake a LGBTQ+ cake, you also believe LGBTQ+ bakers do not have to bake a Christian cake, but you’d call that persecution of Christians. How long before you also say white people don’t have to serve BIPOC. See how absurd that all is?

When/ why did @bsky.app remove the plus sign from pfp when you don’t follow them? Now I don’t know when I need to follow someone to keep seeing their content.

Reposting to listen to later

She says “memorial” and terrible takes say “sO YoU wAnT tO bUrN dOwN HiStOrY!?”

Being an adult means I can have coffee and peanut butter ice cream pie for breakfast.

It’s plain for all to see.

PRACTICE POSITIVE SELF-TALK. ❌I'm autistic ✔️I'm a newtype ❌I have autism ✔️I have psychic powers awakened by my time in space ❌I couldn't respond because I was temporarily nonverbal ✔️I couldn't respond because I'm not myself when I pilot the Psycho Gundam

The original 2022 HBO max purple was so much better.

Hmmmmmmm

White Jesus: “Sorry no loaves and fishes for you, ILLEGAL.” Middle Eastern Jewish Jesus, “great is your faith! Let it be done for you as you wish.”

Every thing Trump does is out of the abuser’s playbook.

Who here was traumatized by the church? I'll go first. ME!

I don’t have the answer to this but does the USA export anything that is truly unique to us? Like anything that can’t come from anywhere else? I ask because if you piss every one off you sell to and you don’t sell anything original, why is it so surprising when everyone just buys elsewhere?

“To call ourselves unworthy and undeserving is to call God a foolish spender and a poor planner”

Yall, I understand the urge to say “not all whites” Just don’t. I understand the need to defend ourselves, don’t. We have shown over and over again that white people will preserve white power at the detriment to all others. *gestures wildly* Current events are problems created by white people 1/3

I’m glad someone else said it.

As a society we need to stop government abductions.

Even if all religion is fake, if there is no divine, supernatural, or spiritual essence, and nothing beyond this existence, those ruling the American empire are doing exactly what Gurus (of their respective religions) warned their followers about.

#HorrorSky #FilmSky

ICE is a government-funded terrorist organization.

The Pope in the North!

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

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Why did this thread have to call me out like that? 🤣