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Three jellies in a trench coat. I’m not gay but my ex boyfriend🏳️‍🌈 is. I haven’t convinced my partner join bsky but maybe one day she will. Jesus Mystic. Apokatastasis. Existentialist. Gen Y. Beach 🏖. Undiagnosed.
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You can be TOO good at your job.

did you identify as a "high potential individual" or a "highly sensitive person" before you understood that you're autistic? if not, you're not alone

I was driving to this conference I’m at with 2 members who are married to very conservative men. They commented “we just didn’t see any of this coming.” Never mind i literally told both of them at one point or another exactly what was coming. So i stared at them for a moment and finally

Love David Draiman from Disturbed shooting his shot for Kendrick.

Remember that iconic song that goes “on my way” and “Oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run Nobidesay nobideyom” it’s by rusted root! music.apple.com/us/album/sen...

The Honorable Judge Reyes: “I am telling you right now that there are people who are neither male or female. And so the premise of the executive order is just incorrect.” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I used to wonder why those summary of benefits would say all over it “not an invoice” but I realize now that people just pay anything with a dollar mount on it. At work we sometimes send invoices that show balance due $0 and people STILL send payment for the invoiced amount. 🤦

Did anyone know this 4 nations hockey thing was going on? I had no idea. I just happened to see it in my sports app.

People remember the other 5 times you didn’t know a specific something and we get the message that you don’t care to know.

Do my autistic comrades continue to have strong memories of past friends even years after the fact? You’re not alone.

Yall I still can’t believe that the flyers won the Super Bowl!

Kendrick performing “Be Humble”. The visuals were incredible 👏🏾

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

KENDRICK FUCKING LEMAR

Capitalism thrives on extracting as much as possible from everyone while minimizing care, and autistic humans often bear the brunt of this. Autism is framed as a disorder and brain disease to be "cured" under capitalism because we’re evaluated by how “useful” we are.

Current American Christendom has been built on (at best) misunderstanding or (at worst) out right lies and the gaslighting it takes to keep the status quo is immense.

What are the voices saying to you today?

“You don’t have to believe every thought you have.” This taught me to question negative self-talk and see thoughts as temporary, not absolute truths.

The superbowl is just a holiday to celebrate capitalism.

Does anyone else get stuck thinking about people you’ll probably never talk to again? One thing reminded me of someone and now 2 days later I’ve gone down this mental rabbit hole of remembering random people from years and years ago.

We are on our way to a WALL-E like earth but we just think he’s cute so no one cares about the message.

Saving this for later

Like my cybertruck lawnmower?

If this is what it takes to be a CEO, looks like we all need promotions.

Outlook search is so jacked up. We have quotes numbers that we put a Q in front of (Q12345) but I get completely different results when searching for the number with and without the Q. Most instances the even the results I get without the Q still have the Q in the email. Q12345 vs 12345.

Internet celebrities are not your friends.

The customers that are the first to tell you “I already knew that” are also the first to complain that you didn’t tell them about a fee ahead of time. 🤦

Talk about turning America “back to God” misses the mark. The truth is that the god we turned America to in the first place was a bloodthirsty monster, which is largely why we find ourselves where we do. Having tried that god and found him lacking, let’s try The Shepherd.

Let’s move to Australia, double the population, and rename it Bluesky

You’ve already negotiated with the Bible #maklelan2508 youtu.be/fAObPJwB2n8

What’s the difference between being poly and HP poly? (Forgive the monitor photo)

This is me this morning lol think I forgot my meds last night.

In search of the good: youtu.be/NFPFRryNA5Q

The greatest showman? More like an okay salesman.

The pattern of his ministry and the circumstances of his arrest & execution make one thing pretty clear: Following Jesus is activism. Fandom is another matter entirely. You can do that relatively safely. But following Jesus? Taking up the cross? That’s good trouble, beloved.

“The night seemed long. Wilbur’s stomach was empty and his mind was full. And when your stomach is empty and your mind is full, it’s always hard to sleep” - E. B. White, “charlotte’s web” Ain’t that the truth!

My partner comes in: “are you listening to Céline Dion?” Me: “…. no… 👀” Yes, yes I am.

Why is it that windows only asks to restart IMMEDIATELY after I’ve just restarted? Cant these restarts be grouped together? I’m sure it’s due to the frequency that I restart but IT even pushes restarts over night which is why I don’t shutdown. Plus my Mac never does this.

Do you pick up pennies off the ground or are you rich?

Wash your hands.