davidwaywell.bsky.social
Writer. Cartoonist. Atheist. Jelly enthusiast since 1916. Inventor of Rumpbutter™. You like rump and can't get enough butter? Then you'll love Rumpbutter™. It's as hygienic as it is tasty!
Not a fan of Wolverhampton.
https://buymeacoffee.com/davidwaywell
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I think you should try shouting it now. Wherever you are.
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Much rather piss against a tree than shit in the sand?
Are you sure this isn't about you?
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A policewoman once patted my arm.
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You have a beach?
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The knob doesn't have a thread. That's why I've replaced it.
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If you want me to send you pictures via chat, why not just ask?
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Best picture I've seen of a plastic bag today. Excellent stuff.
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This actually stings and I refuse to continue this conversation. Speak to my lawyers.
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Blokish knob block nob bloke nobbish boss wanker type. Please!
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You know, it's not me who brings down the level of these conversations. We could be having another perfectly decent conversation about Robert Robinson. But you have to do this, don't you?
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Hey. I'm the person who called out others for their foreshortening. I got my tape so close to the fish it probably wasn't entirely hygienic.
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Blokish block bloke boss wanker type.
If you want to be factually correct.
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Tell your friend that the arse belonged to Lorraine Peters, a nightclub dancer from Glasgow.
Glad to be of service.
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I've never faked a fish photo in my life and I'll fight anybody who claims otherwise.
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Please! Just call me ungodly.
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I'm knob blessed.
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It is 20x20x8.5 inches and you can work that out yourself in terms of cod, fritters, or shoes. Now I bid you...
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Thanks. That's the old ceraminc one but it won't stay on the bolt thing. Doesn't have a thread I don't have glue that holds it. I've replaced it with a cheap plastic knob off Wish. Bought 300 for £2.50.
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I'm not emptying it again just so I can put some shoes in it. Probably 4 or 5 but that would include my walking boots.
I can give you dimensions if you're that desperate.
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Big drill. Big drawer.
I'm a man.
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Listening to it now, oddly enough.
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Don't ask. We've learned the hard way that it's better not to question him.
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Damnit. Not even lunchtime and you've already psychoanalysed me, packed me up, and stuck me on a shelf.
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Very well done. You should feel very proud.
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You fix one drawer and now you living like you're the Queen Mother.
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Blokish Block Bloke Boss.
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Blokish block bloke, if you don't mind.
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United in SHITE.
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If it's not yet another one of his Rio Bravo remakes, I'll be disappointed.
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Wow. Howard Hawks? This I might have to see.
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Stunning. 👍
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Do people hate it? Like it?
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I usually like this but that looks a bit overpowering.
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I can see this. Dog in arms as you menace.
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Okay. This is a winner.
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I'm flexing my muscles even as I post this...
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The rarest kind of henchman. The James Bond movies really did a great disservice to the whole profession.
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Was he very hench? Or was he more the cold calculated type of henchman who preferred brains over brawn?
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Don't worry. I'll always think of you as a henchman first and foremost.
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You need to get it on your profile instead of that unbranded talk of epoxy resin. You could earn millions in endorsements.