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If there isn’t a sweet corn farmer running a booth named Cornhub on the side of a country road, what are we even doing as a society?

One of my embarrassing professional things is that I have no idea how to type the diacritics in Dvořák. I just Google the name, command+C, command+v every time.

I have just learned there is a Bith Sith Lord, and I’m sorry, there is no fucking way this guy is striking fear into anyone. “Oh no, he’s going to… jizz me to death?” starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Darth_T...

Incredibly, the last season a team didn’t throw a touchdown pass isn’t Michigan 2024

Would you rather be described as: A. Most sufferable? B. Least insufferable?

The joy of being a 5’8” Korean who played right field on every little league team is that I have no delusions that my child will have any athletic skill whatsoever

Santa Ono is literally that episode of The Office where Michael is so sure he’ll get the corporate promotion that he tells Scranton he’s leaving and appoints Dwight regional manager before he even does the interview

Wait, have we done “I guess Santa’s not coming to town” yet?

An inspiring story: U Mich president withdraws his signature on a letter defending academic freedom because he wants to leave and get paid to join Ron DeSantis's war on higher education, and then doesn't get the Florida job because he supports vaccination www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/06/haha...

Lou Holtz

BREAKING: The Florida higher education system Board of Governors rejects the hiring of Santa Ono as University of Florida president. Vote was 6 yes, 10 no.

ONO! DISASTER! WHAT A... GOOD IDEA?!

I had a surfeit of blueberries in the houses

Hot grill summer

Got the toddler dressed, fed, toothbrushed and our the door in under an hour to see wife’s half marathon finish, AMA

@hollyanderson.bsky.social is this the first time we’ve been able to email compliance [at] channel6productions.com with facts about a violation? 🤣

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Reposting for the morning crowd

a random thought brought on by some consulting work i'm doing: which of the following is the weirdest "official" school name to see? Georgia Institute of Technology Louisiana State University University of Mississippi Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

That interception was a true OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA! moment As @mgoblog.bsky.social said: “You could have waited… there was no one near you…”

You need these cookies for your next orchestra party

When backed up on your side of the field, offensive penalties where the yardage normally lost would incur a safety should result in a safety (not half the distance to the goal)

It’s time for the Shutdown FullBowl @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

You're damn right, Animated Ryan Day can't hurt you.

Teaching a “freshman seminar” course for the first time this fall, and I’ve been asked for a course theme… any recommended readings out there about music/art in society that are accessible to non-majors?

CERVEZA CRISTAL!! @edsbs.bsky.social youtu.be/tX5jrYycM-4

Parenting tip: anything can be a touch-a-truck event once

Reposting b/c even though the listing said "review begins immediately" on April 29, I have a hunch the committee isn't meeting until early next week

Skipped school to see this on my 16th birthday

Happy 20th to the single greatest frame in movie history