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Retired engineer, animal lover, proud owner of a washer and dryer. My cat is epileptic. From Utah now in Nevada where adulthood is legal **NO DM’s or I unfollow!**
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Honestly, Captain Highpants has no right to make fun of peoples looks anymore

You losers want healthcare? Best I can do is throw a pizza party for a bird.

We wanted to understand what's wrong with the US health care system. So we talked to a lone gunman at a McDonald's in Altoona, PA.

*blank stare*

I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion

CEO of BCBS decided he didn’t want to share a mortuary with CEO of United Healthcare

Remember this holiday season to have your toddlers leave dirty handprints on every Cybertruck they pass. Good tidings.

car salesman: what can i help you with today? me: i was looking to test drive a 1980 reo speedwagon car salesman: how did you hear about us? autotrader? me: actually i heard it from a friend who heard it from… car salesman: please stop

Having mastered epidemiology, large language models, submarine dynamics, and supply chain logistics, I would like to explain my theory about the identity of the UHC killer…(1/37)

I pitied a man without a charcuterie board until I met a man without an Almond Cow plant-based milk maker. 😢

CEO Anthem healthcare: uh yeah guys let’s rethink this

Facing other things, Anthem CEO decided this wasn’t in his best interest

You will all know I have been kidnapped or body snatched if I ever use the word irregardless

You will all know I have been kidnapped or body snatched if I ever use the phrase “I prayed for you”

I do believe...

Hard to believe this guy is already on his third wife.

Facing other things, Anthem CEO decided this wasn’t in his best interest

CEO Anthem healthcare: uh yeah guys let’s rethink this

Let me introduce you to Canada Man...

I bet you think this skeet is about you

Every news story right now is TRUMP APPOINTS AX-WIELDING PSYCHO TO DEPARTMENT OF NOT MURDERING PEOPLE, GOP SENATORS SIGNAL SUPPORT

Me: *googling symptoms* WebMD: you’re being murdered Murderer: see i told you

Brace yourself for an upcoming Alina Habba nomination!

Gaetz pulls out! (his name that is). Sorry for any confusion