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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 105 days ago • 1568 comments

Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful

submitted 152 days ago • 282 comments

Expensive dates aren't appealing. Just take me to a park. We can hang out near some old statues. Strangers can throw bread at us. Maybe, we'll fly south for the winter. That's romance, baby.

submitted 205 days ago • 23 comments

Man who found smooth Mars bar gets $2 compensation

submitted 199 days ago • 49 comments

"For All The Defendants"

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

“Drake has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us.’” www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...

submitted 205 days ago • 826 comments

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Remember those who have been killed, injured, abused, tortured for being who they are. Remember those who have taken their own lives because they could not live in a world where they could not be themselves. Remember them. And make the world remember them.

submitted 210 days ago • 146 comments

I complain about not having friends, but when ppl invite me to stuff I never want to go 🥴

submitted 211 days ago • 17 comments

Reminder that some of the hotlines people are sharing for crisis conversations 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐬, regardless of what your wishes are. These ones won't. Add'l notes in the 🧵

submitted 224 days ago • 36 comments

in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model predicted a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to

submitted 225 days ago • 190 comments

Drawn Together was ahead of its time.

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

America is such an interesting country. In a few days, we get to see if it'll remain relatively the same or if it will descend into fascism.

submitted 227 days ago • 0 comments

So glad Mohamed got his account restored. 💜🍉🙌🏾

submitted 234 days ago • 0 comments

WE ARE STARTING NOW TO RAISE MONEY FOR PALESTINE! This charity event will be going almost all day, stream link is in the replies

submitted 234 days ago • 9 comments

Self-care isn't always chocolate & NetFlix. Sometimes, it's getting out of bed & doing more difficult tasks like summoning a demon to help with the dishes or finding the right number of chicken bones to appease the thing that lives in the attic.

submitted 239 days ago • 36 comments

Jesus fucking Christ. This was for a murdered American soldier.

submitted 239 days ago • 42 comments

Save him , donate, and share

submitted 240 days ago • 2 comments

Y’all want any fresh-squeezed lobster milk? http://cappysue.weebly.com/blog/category/lobster

submitted 711 days ago • 69 comments

big plans for this sunday, oct 27th! we’re going to be doing a western kabuki livestream all day to raise money for the UNRWA for palestine!

submitted 240 days ago • 12 comments

I am sharing Palestinian accounts today and the last one for the day is Ahmed. Ahmed was able to leave Gaza (and had a horrific journey to Europe including being shot at) but now his heart aches for his family and specifically his mother left behind. He has very much struggled with guilt over this.

submitted 254 days ago • 1 comment

Please, my big family, 4k followers, give my children a new life. 🕊💌 This money is not for luxury. It is to escape from Genocide, & stay alive inside Gaza 💔 Donate $5 here .. ⚘️🇵🇸 gofund.me/4afe7094 ✅️🙏 I need 200 REPOSTs 🙏✅️ Call me 🤙via a VIDEO CALL to make sure I'm a real mother 💔 t.me/Monahijazi

submitted 241 days ago • 2 comments

me: went to the store also me: went to the store

submitted 241 days ago • 29 comments

HELLO READ ME THIS IS IMPORTANT does anyone know of any domestic violence services / housing in the Oklahoma City area?

submitted 241 days ago • 8 comments

Girls don't like boys, girls like saying "oooh big stretch" whenever a dog does a big stretch

submitted 241 days ago • 28 comments

Y’all…

submitted 473 days ago • 9 comments

I can’t believe those people paid $7 million for a Super Bowl ad to remind us that Jesus had a foot fetish.

submitted 492 days ago • 28 comments