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G’wed is so fucking funny

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One of my best friends is from a sleepy, wealthy small town in the south-west of Germany. He said, so many of my parents’ neighbours are rich and bored, with little to complain about, and they’ve radicalised themselves at dinner parties and online. In their aimlessness, they’ve bonded over hate.

Mir fällt zu der Rede von Friedrich Merz nichts mehr ein! Unanständig und infam!

Malicious compliance is delicious

More of this, America.

Das coolste an den #Omasgegenrechts youtu.be/3Ei0R5ffsaQ?...

Bevor die Münchner zu stolz sind, dass ein Sechstel ihrer ganzen Stadt gegen Rechts auf die Straße gegangen sind, Biesdesheim hat 630 Einwohner und 500 haben dort gegen Chrupalla demonstriert.

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

"If the 'DOGE' endeavor is working, why can’t the White House just tell the truth about what it's doing?" www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

from today's post — link is here, go read it, thanks: bit.ly/4hBkfPQ

This guy is a moron. He believes buying oil, wood, electricity and cars from Canada is a subsidy, and also believes that America can magically produce all these things. It gets 65% of its wood from Canada, you can't magic up that many trees to cut down.

If they're capable of calling a body of water a whole new name, it seems using people's chosen pronouns shouldn't be a huge deal.

Jeder von uns ist nur eine #Krankheit oder einen #Unfall vom #Bürgergeld entfernt. Aber ziemlich viele #Erbschaften weg vom reich sein. Man sollte entsprechend wählen.

hey question, is this bad?

There was a time that imposing a tax on certain imported goods would result in Americans rising up against their rulers. These days the rulers just have to lie to them about what a tariff is and they cheer the tax they're forced to pay.

Stuttgart: 3.000 angemeldet, es kommen wohl weit über 40.000. Augsburg: 400 angemeldet, 4.500 kommen. Aachen: 250 angemeldet, 3.000+ kommen. Hunderttausende auf den Straßen. Wird das Thema, wenn in den nächsten Wochen hochrangige Politiker:innen in Talkshows sitzen? Wir sind gespannt.

OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission to create something meant to undermine and destroy its product. On behalf of all the authors whose novels and stories were taken as training data, oh no that must be so hard for you.

Apparently there's a new nickname for #Tesla now: Swasticar

Disco Chicken Feathers is me

Been dreaming about Sterling the Crime jewels I think I have become feathers

Idolizing a billionaire is like believing the stripper actually likes you.

Congrats, America. You took your abusive ex back when he should've gone to prison.

Whoever dubbed this new US administration, the "Nerd Reich" was frankly a genius.

The next four years will be shit. The only slight relief will be the vast, ugly fight between Musk and Trump, which will begin almost immediately; and the increasingly desperate efforts of the GOP to hide Trump's dementia, insanity, fascism, and inevitable stroke.

He's letting it slip and it's still only the first day.

Cecile Richards will be missed in this world as we continue to fight for women's rights. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Elon Musk harvesting your X data: 🇺🇸👍 China harvesting your TikTok data: 🇺🇸😡

I just found out that nestle spends millions of dollars annually to lobby congress against paid maternity leave. they do this because...they make baby formula anyways kids, don't forget that it's immigrants, trans kids, and china who are your enemies

Was ist mit Leuten, die Druck auf die eigenen Kinder machen, von wegen „wir wollen Enkel“, sich aber gleichzeitig über Fridays for Future lustig machen & Klimaschutz prinzipiell ablehnen? Wie die Enkel zukünftig leben ist egal.

Hopefully can go for a moon worship swim tonight

I a complete pistachio and blue cheese slut

Bank of Dave2 is definitely anti capitalist lovely singing of this land is my land and a fat romantic lead

Bank of Dave II is a lovely way to spend a Saturday evening. Cheesy, saccharine in places, & departing from the ‘true’ story in many ways but, truly, heartwarming nonetheless. Dave Fishwick from Burnley is a genuine local hero, give or take an 80’s rock band with a one-armed drummer here & there.

Alice Weidel will alle Windräder abreißen, sagt sie. Windkraft deckt ein Drittel unseres Strombedarfs. Denkt die AfD, der Strom kommt aus der Steckdose oder was? Oder werden wir so viel weniger Strom brauchen, weil Millionen Menschen vertrieben wurden & die Wirtschaft nach dem Dexit ruiniert wurde?

☝️😉Sehr geil!😂👍

Probably mildly annoying today

Fun fact: we're actually IT experts and do that on purpose