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dbrightman.bsky.social
Look, it’s me. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Slowly X-iting Xitter (@dwbrightman). Sometimes write spooky things, but mainly work too much. Split between BC (near Vancouver) and OR (near Portland).
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Maybe it needs to be pressed seductively rather than furiously
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[beep beep]
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The crickets were welcome.
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You could have just stopped at Mountain Dew, didn’t need Code Red
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“Unexpected Sploosh”
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Ah the Hampton Inn and Out
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Some of them always have to find a bone to pick.
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Dawson’s early work?
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For another month or so I will be in or near Portland every weekend. Hit me up if you would like to run into one another at some event or other!
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And yet I manage to miss it whenever I’m in Portland.
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Who, Cokey McTootToot?
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Ah, darkness. My old friend.
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Filler emergency
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Dorm Sub sounds like a fun movie.
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Also, cosmetic procedures are a choice. She wasn’t disfigured in a car wreck. She voluntarily had that done on purpose.
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I thought she was Pete Burns.
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I’d still deep-fry to kick it up a notch.
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But he’s her friend to the end!
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Nah, gotta give that burrito the chimichanga treatment. Using beef tallow.
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He strikes me as more burrito-esque
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Yup
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And we know which the MSM will be broadcasting :(
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Not like either is a trustworthy source. But Rubio crying PLEASE DON’T HIT US, IRAN, WE DIDN’T DO NOTHING publicly is an odd flex.
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Meanwhile, actual news source says
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I’m sorry, “Unusual Whales” is a news source now?
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Damned AI
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Misspelled “fascists”.
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Maybe there’s a third urinal?
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No idea why that innocent video of you gardening came out so porn-like.
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Did you fix your pants?
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Depends on who is defining. Usually “affordable” means not exceeding 30% of monthly household income.
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Boo-urns
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ABC is owned by Disney, who also owns Hulu. Just sayin’.
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Um…hi 👀
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Sure, except it will be Vance’s inauguration.
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Seems unnecessary 👍🏻
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What happened that I missed?
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What could go wrong for Smegseth?
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Yeah, but why is there a ______ in your post?
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Thought he was going to start the Muskrat Party and attract 80% of voters?
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Poor Pop Nfresh
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How long do you think before the Musk Redemption Machine is up and running? They’re gonna be licking at his backside hoping some spare change falls out.
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[investigates your card catalog]
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Because “both” never comes, and instead they chase the center…as the Overton window slides steadily rightward.
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Dems. So edgy these days. What’s next, policies that don’t kiss the ass of the oligarchy?
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Do you mean “when”? Or are you telling us that whole “Biden was a clone” thing is another GOP “every accusation is a confession” and there are backup Trumps? Or more likely, is Musk developing a Stepford Trump?