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JP1: I'm Dr. Jordan Peterson. JP2: Me too. I'm a professor emeritus at University of Toronto. JP1: So you say. Now prove your claim. JP2: Oh come on. JP1: Now really. This is too much. JP2: You're approaching the absurd. SCIENTIST: Abort the simulation. This is so annoying and I am a bad scientist.

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every elected official deserves a safe space free of ageism, that’s why i’m proposing they receive special emt, firefighter, and security teams composed entirely of octogenarians

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this is why it’s impossible to create a “joe rogan of the left”. to have a joe rogan of the left, you’d need to embrace the bernie sanders type wing of the party. you will never pay a certain influencer enough money to convincingly sell people that the establishment democratic party is cool

submitted 9 days ago • 48 comments

God damn now that’s the good marketing consultant $$

submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

one thing I’ve learned from being a hobby drama obsessive over the years is that within any group, no matter how niche or marginalized or progressive, there is someone who thinks they’re Sephiroth

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

At this point the Constitution is a list of suggestions

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I have read all the Star Wars discourse and concluded that more people should watch American Graffiti

submitted 20 days ago • 18 comments

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

submitted 22 days ago • 20 comments

To lose one fighter jet is a tragedy. To lose two begins to look like carelessness.

submitted 23 days ago • 47 comments

definitely staged. we're just supposed to believe that in america a violent madman could so easily access a high-powered firearm?

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Post tariff masculinity will be 10 TikTok influencers haranguing their viewers from their F150s about the virtues of consuming less. The New York Times headline “Muscular Savings: How a new frugalism is spreading among 30 somethings.”

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“Here’s why” no man I think we get it I think we all understand the why

submitted 24 days ago • 135 comments

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...

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Reading headlines that “Sovereignty outran Journalism” in the big horse race

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Woman Reminds Self Not To Catastrophize After Spotting 4 Skeletal Horsemen On Horizon theonion.com/woman-r...

submitted 26 days ago • 40 comments

we are all going to die

submitted 27 days ago • 46 comments

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to...

submitted 27 days ago • 87 comments

My new book, "The Strength of Power," posits that there are two types of people: Lions and Worms. The Lion archetype just so happens to exhibit all the features and traits of my preferred in-group, while Worms coincidentally resemble my ideological rivals. This is definitely not a political text

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I saw some guy online comment today that "we need a male AOC" and I had to shut my laptop and go for a nice, long walk in order to avoid screaming.

submitted 28 days ago • 450 comments

Dear god let this man cook.

submitted 30 days ago • 1139 comments

Here they are folks. I love technology!

submitted 30 days ago • 18 comments

I’ll never get over how many in the media seem surprised that a con artist is charming in person. That’s like #1 in the list of grifter qualifications.

submitted 31 days ago • 204 comments

‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office

submitted 32 days ago • 31 comments

The simultaneous success of Sinners and Minecraft sends a clear message to Hollywood: audiences want movies to either be good or shit

submitted 32 days ago • 108 comments

I feel like I’m losing my mind with the lack of wall to wall coverage on disappearing children with cancer i keep saying this, but it’s not 5% of the uproar that came from Biden’s debate. “kids peeing in litter boxes”, a thing that never happened, got orders of magnitude more coverage.

submitted 33 days ago • 38 comments

I think the way to fix Star Wars is to stop making content of Star Wars

submitted 32 days ago • 11 comments

evil guy in an alien movie: it’s the perfect organism… it runs around killing people all the time and can’t reproduce without another life form, but it will never unionize

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments

people are getting mad at Hank about this but he’s just objectively correct here; there’s this pseudo-Luddite thing going on where folks insist that LLMs do not have any use cases despite that clearly not being true, particularly with how cheap they are to operate (you can run deepseek on a raspi)

submitted 33 days ago • 137 comments

okay, but what if that baby was a member of ms13

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could software teach us something profound about the human experience? no. a computer cannot get horny

submitted 35 days ago • 55 comments

make america healthy again is all about eating more fast food and making lists of queer and autistic people but does not include cheaper or free healthcare which is interesting

submitted 36 days ago • 67 comments

beloved poster will stancil has been struck dead by a truck… only to be reborn as the 19th century german philosopher karl marx?? watch “help me engels-kun! i’ve been reborn as the father of communism” airing on toonami this friday

submitted 36 days ago • 20 comments

Dem leadership lately: have you seen these egg prices? No bueno! Average Dem winemom: We are a nation of laws, not men, with the same law for the favorite at court as the farmer at his plough or we are nothing.

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FOX: We are in the midst of a Male Loneliness Epidemic YOUNG DUDE: I am a lonely guy; what should I do? MANFLUENCER: Have you considered acting like a complete entitled asshole YOUNG DUDE: I suppose that suggestion is worth a try FOX: The Male Loneliness Epidemic continues

submitted 39 days ago • 32 comments

Jen and Rahm Emanuel have a tough conversation on Tuesday’s episode of I’ve Had It.

submitted 38 days ago • 380 comments

"what's the charge? having a chat? a succulent, private chat?"

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We wanted to know how everyday Judean people felt about the crucifixion of Jesus. So we talked to three Roman soldiers at a taberna in Gadara.

submitted 40 days ago • 36 comments

Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.

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theonion.com/show-me-wher...

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“Many of these kids will never have a brain worm, or a sexting affair with journalist, or be able to kill a bear and dump it in Central Park.”

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

submitted 43 days ago • 279 comments

I’m not.

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