[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me - ThreadSky

utilitylimb.bsky.social • 17 hours ago

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

Reposted from Bugs (like the bunny) (loot's mom) 💗🖤💗

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

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ordersson.bsky.social•17 hours ago

down10.bsky.social•17 hours ago

*Dagoth voice*

platoad.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The judge was like, "Hey that's pretty neat! I'll allow it. Nothing weird or unusual about that at all."

fritzby.bsky.social•17 hours ago

The grateful dead

veryimportant.lawyer•17 hours ago

mybuddyeric.bsky.social•17 hours ago

sobbing uncontrollably: “thats not what maddie sounds like!”

pastapilled.hastwt.net•16 hours ago

imagine writing a haiku about a pizza under oath

curtgebers.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Standing by for a reaction from Hologram 2PAC.

franklin.zone•15 hours ago

That's just The Heart, She Holler

sidewalkslam.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Having him do a whole standup set, doing the vaudeville bit where he drinks some water and it spouts out of his gunshot wounds

skeet.best•17 hours ago

in this case the AI video was asking the jury to show mercy so that's more or less what actually happened

neurionsa.bsky.social•16 hours ago

If I was on that jury I'd find a way to vote guilty twice

skeet.best•16 hours ago

furiously googling "what's the opposite of jury nullification"

aspartame.bsky.social•16 hours ago

It Feels Good starts playing and he exectues the worm perfectly.

acekatana.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Gonna try this one next time

passwordismiket.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I’m sorry to see you have to go through this while my real killer remains free.

cossackpulpit.bsky.social•16 hours ago

this is creepy and bad but it was the family of the deceased using it for a victim impact statement, not the defense

machminotaur.bsky.social•15 hours ago

that is also bad because doing this at all for any reason is grotesque even if they weren't doing it to be wildly manipulative

cossackpulpit.bsky.social•15 hours ago

yeah I'm in agreement. I was just being pedantic cos a lot of the responses seem to be taking the joke at face value. or maybe I'm just dense idk.

leinaht.bsky.social•16 hours ago

yes, you are replying to a joke that imagines what life would be like if the defense did it

uneasywriter.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Also it’s really weird to make a fakevid of your dead relative to prove that them being murdered was really bad. 1) As if anyone thought otherwise, and 2) it’s still manipulating the jury no matter how sad you are.

vinceness.bsky.social•17 hours ago

well, you know, i was asking for it. see you in heaven homie

flightlessscotsman.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I used to think "Luddite" was an insult . . .

fleezlow.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Killing me is a land of contrasts...

swagceo.bsky.social•16 hours ago

If any defense attorneys want to pay me $10k I will make an “AI video” of the victim saying your client was pretty cool, actually

epikt.bsky.social•17 hours ago

competing murder victim AIs rap battling over whether they deserved to die

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