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deadastroman.bsky.social
Journalist irl; pop culture opinion-haver on social media. Also you just brought piss to a shit fight probably.
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We’ve all dated someone who said shit like “I’m just not good at doing dishes” just because they didn’t want to be asked to do dishes, right? I say call their bluff. Just be like, “Do them poorly then, I don’t care!”

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I’m going to start saying quixotic more

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Fucky shitballs, I woke up with a sore throat

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Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

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Imagine a festival where literally every band is one of the worst fucking bands you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Hah

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music.apple.com/us/album/wes...

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Revisited this the other day. Might be up your alley, @daltdisney.bsky.social music.apple.com/us/album/dis...

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Woke up with this song stuck in my head for whatever reason. Haven’t listened to it in at least 20 years. Anyway what a sad son of a bitch of a song I’m SAD now music.apple.com/us/album/nut...

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I’ve been tying my shoes the wrong way my entire life and I’ve always known and never cared and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna change now

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What’s great about winter is that you risk dying to *checks notes* do anything

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New: @aoc.bsky.social tells me that Democrats shouldn't bail out Republicans on a government shutdown without "incredibly substantial" concessions. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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I can see how that could be confusing.

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Lotta new subgenres of racism coming out after that halftime show.

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Sometimes I kinda WISH this song would get old for me but it still sounds like the freshest thing in the known universe. music.apple.com/us/album/str...

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I miss Arrested Development

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I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity." He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...

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So true

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I thought I hated it when people thought I was 10 years younger than I am but someone accurately guessed my age today and now I want to walk into the ocean.

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Game show hosts really needn’t dress this fancy

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I don’t know if anyone can relate to this but sometimes I eat dinner at like 4 just to get it the fuck over with

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For all our American neighbours who may be struggling to find accurate health information - thr Public Health Agency of Canada has a website you are more than welcome to use: www.canada.ca/en/public-he...

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Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...

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Pearl Jam had some great bridges in the ‘90s. That bridge game was fucking on point.

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Secret's out.

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I’m not sure how fair or diverse the FBI’s ever been but this can’t be a great sign

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For like 20 years I thought — without ever questioning it — that Josh Hartnett and Clea DuVall were brother and sister. And yes I failed to learn that Clea DuVall’s name was, rather tellingly, Clea DuVall and not Clea Hartnett. She was just Josh Hartnett’s sister to me.

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music.apple.com/us/album/joy...

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