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maker of things that were most certainly not here before. deadclownart.com
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if all of those prayers don’t save the pope, i don’t know what will.

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all hail the orange king nazi witch by his side they’ve taken most they’ll take it all they’re never satisfied

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nobody visits the Doesn’t-Matterhorn.

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blanket store: employee: can i help you find anything? me: do you have anything that will make me feel like i’m mostly buried alive on a beach? employee: right this way.

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if Sherlock Holmes was a geologist: “Sedimentary, my dear Watson!”

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why were there wind chimes INSIDE Jabba’s palace?

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The Fantastic Four trailer looks REALLY good! fingers crossed this is the iteration that works. all the pieces appear to be in place. #FantasticFour

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

the House should open a presidential impeachment inquiry into Elon Musk. might be just the thing to get under Trump’s (orange) skin.

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talked to a young woman about her well-loved LEGO Big Bird keychain. worn down, missing a wing, faded yellow. noticed the black dots in his eyes had rubbed off. i said “he’s blind too? now nobody can see Snuffleupagus.” her face fell. i accidentally destroyed her. i apologized. deeply.

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do you know who’s really full of themselves? Kool-Aid Man

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i may have had coffee & hot dogs for brunch.

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The Cure’s Songs of a Lost World is perfect. could listen to it on repeat until i disappeared.

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Unconditional Discharge for an attempted conditional discharge. #ick #ConvictedFelon

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the greatest trick the devil ever played was actually cups & balls.

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fangs out! #nosferatu

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

happy holidays from all of me to all of you! recycled image from days of yore. ho ho ho

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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." Arthur C. Clarke

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most days i feel like a Garbage Pail Kid who somehow made it into his 50s.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

elephants indicate short & long pauses, full stops, queries, & feelings of excitement or anger using proper trunktuation.

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movie pitch: Friday the 26th! Jason finds out he has a brother. GASP! at first they hate each other & compete in killing horny camp counselors. eventually they figure out that family is important & that they can kill even more horny camp counselors if they join forces.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

FYI: there are 23 more letters in the alphabet.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Batman: the Riddler left me a pocket knife, a small block of basswood & a note– Whittle Me This, Batman nicely done, Riddler. nicely done.

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here’s a cover i made for A Medicine For Melancholy by up & coming sci-fi author Ray Bradbury. think we can expect some cool things from this fella. one to watch. (collection published by PS Publishing)

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blups, not skeets! & instead of doom scrolling on that other app? BLOOM scrolling!

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the red BRAKE light on the instrument panel of my KIA lights up every now & then, reminding me what a good job i’m doing braking. so that’s nice.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

need a book cover? comic book cover? magazine cover? duvet cover? duck & cover? i can make most of those for you… deadclownart.com

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

can barely tell where the turkey ends & the turkey hat begins.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

happy Wolfenoot to those who celebrate! #wolfenoot #howl

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can we please call these BLUPS, not SKEETS? more squishmallow. less ick factor.

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here’s an unpublished Creature from the Black Lagoon illus i made awhile back. wish it would have found a home. guess this is its home now.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

okay. who said his name 3 times? #wanker

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Matt Gaetz looks like Butthead, of Beavis & Butthead fame, but also a shitty vampire.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

so what’re we calling these? bleets? blosts? blupdates? blups? blips? i’m kinda partial to blups.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

super stoked the Doompa Loompa isn’t on @bsky.app

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

hello. cover artist. atheist. comic book nerd. liberal. lmk if u need cover art for your books or comics. follow if u dare! bwahaha! cheers! deadclownart.com

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