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deadlyremote.bsky.social
if this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit, people will die aroace he/him
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its ok guys the horse is their friend #thejojolands

sorry for pissing everywhere and floating off the ground a little bit I have anxiety

idgaf what a bunch of pedophiles in robes say trans rights are human rights

laem: good morning honey sending hugs and kisses your way!!❤️❤️ ningbo:

havent finished the new jojolands chapter yet but im praying for my goat to return💔💔

Why did the chicken jockey cross the road? To get to the flint and steel

hes mad at me

its pride month if any straight people want to send me 15 dollars

Nothing better than a glass of #DrPepper... Except maybe nothing #Yep #ImAroAce

real talk if you're mad about sesame street being too woke you need to end your life

you’re insane in the membrane bro. you’re off the rails on a crazy train bro. you’re livin la vida loca dude

omg new gubmall!!!!!

Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer

Bad day to be one of my haters

for a lot of you:

This is one of my favorite videos ever

typical corrupt science

please josuke in jojolands tomorrow please💔💔💔

i hate it when the catholic priest that got me thrown in jail absorbs his vampire boyfriend's tree baby clone and hits fast forward on reality

swag

i'm sorry but we all know the first American pope should have been from New Jersey

comically hungry

come over me and my buddy found a tv channel that makes you grow horrendous appendages

what if bluesky was called blueguy

iphone

first we steel then we ball run

STEEL BALL RUN IS A GO FOLKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SBR GOT ANNOUNCED IM SHAKING IM GONNA FUCKING VOMIT NO WAY

feeling like this rn to be so honest

i had like 5 different dreams last night what the fuck happened

please please PLEASE steel ball run tomorrow

Happy National Cocky Want Boing Boing Day!

Bad AAPL

if you have more followers than someone it means you’re better than them

i think about this post all the time

does anyone else remember that vtuber who was crying on stream bc people were mad at her for streaming hogwarts legacy & her vtuber boob physics were like going crazy