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end of the Bourne movies music starts up as i discover the chip i dropped earlier and couldn't find has been inside of my shirt all along

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

removing noose from around my neck and smiling

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Hakeem Jeffries retire bitch

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"Fire and Brimstone" by Link Wray is simply one of the hardest songs in existence. Not many songs go as hard as "Fire and Brimstone" by Link Wray

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

people absolutely hate it when you comment "i steal??" under photos of their pets

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

inventing a device that makes mountains into molehills. not sure who the target market is

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

an administration consisting entirely of guys who think Skyler White was a bitch and Walt was real cool

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

May night time make the workd dark and scary for you - caveman curse

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

submitted 7 days ago • 47 comments

i loves me scurvy wife

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

“i never see you at the club” ok i never see you in the Scriptorium

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“You can’t just ignore what the commander in chief has said via executive order.” — Representative Nicole Malliotakis, a Republican from Staten Island. So a president can create Medicare for All and abolish private insurance by executive order now. Got it.

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

Attended DSA orientation today ❤️

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

"What are we supposed to do, we don't control Congress" "What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority" "What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"

submitted 12 days ago • 150 comments

congratulations to Karl Marx and his ideas for limiting Kansas City to 49 total rushing yards over four quarters of dialectical exchange

submitted 12 days ago • 23 comments

One of the key points of non-violent direct action is to force the authorities to stop you -- to force their hand, to make them arrest you, and yes, perhaps even make them lash out in violence -- and to broadcast those images to an otherwise apathetic public. Be confrontational, not compliant.

submitted 15 days ago • 84 comments

Sorry I was late for work. I picked up 46 leather helms and got overencumbered

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

Me after watching the House Oversight Committee Hearing as Nancy Mace screams bigoted slurs.

submitted 17 days ago • 174 comments

the Bolshevik century is defined by mania; by horror and wonder. the deep wound Lenin carved into the human psyche no longer bleeds but has left a knotted scar. But looking at the post-bolshevik world which has learned nothing we must assume that next time it will be deeper

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

in my egg armor. secure in my premises. master of my assertions. invulnerable to chokes

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

This is fucking evil

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This is all happening because no one in Democratic Party leadership had the integrity to state the obvious: that Biden should not have run for reelection

submitted 18 days ago • 268 comments

This guy thinks there was source material for Game of Thrones Season 8

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Such a relief to have a tenured Harvard Law School professor inform me that Trump's attacks on the Constitution are no biggie, but personally, I would rather hear from a federal worker who has to decide whether to quit by Friday, or an undocumented person afraid to show up for work, or a trans pers

submitted 18 days ago • 120 comments

The funniest part about They Not Like Us winning 5 Grammys is that it's not even the best song Kendrick wrote about how much he hates Drake last year lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 19 days ago • 67 comments

CELEB ON THE RED CARPET AT THE GRAMMYS: and you know I love music ME (nodding as I watch at home): good. that will come in handy later

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

the chinese spy balloon is not FUCKING funny to me, ok?? they saw MY DOG with that thing bro. i didn't want china knowing about him. he's not FOR them

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

No one who makes less than $200k gives a flying fuck about Mark Milley’s portrait being removed from the Pentagon

submitted 21 days ago • 188 comments

amazing. amazing

submitted 22 days ago • 31 comments