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My son and daughter got social Security payments because their mother died at 35. Jen earned that money and the family needed that little extra boost each month having lost a breadwinner. These people trying to shame recipients are monstrous.

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

making peace with the taco salad i ordered when another table's fajitas arrive

The anti-trans movement is welfare for losers.

Absolutely sickening

Goddess help us.

HANK TOUGH 🔥👊🇺🇸

you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher” lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

*6 months after white collar broken windows law* Right wingers: oh! So it's good for us but you don't apply it to the poors smh

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

The apprentice is now the master.

I can’t stop grinding

I;m thinking about thos Beans

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

@dieworkwear.bsky.social i can't figure out this silhouette, a garbage bag on top with slim fit pants that also sag?

Whether it's Bill Clinton letting a campaign donor spend the night in the Lincoln Bedroom or Donald Trump letting Elon Musk access the military's top-secret plan for how it would navigate a war with China—whose government Musk is entangled with—both sides have furnished gifts on their benefactors.

“Boyz II Stronger Men: Achieving a Better Masculinity Through Slow Jams” (Simon and Schuster, 2026)

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The annual State Department human rights report “will remove all sections covering the rights of women, LGBTQ+ people, and the disabled as well as sections dedicated to discrimination against indigenous people and corruption in government.” www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/marc...

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

Lol ethered

“She describes [Zuckerberg] as a cross between a truculent teen and a toddler: he doesn’t like to get up before midday, even to meet prime ministers, and his obsequious colleagues feel obliged to let him beat them at board games.” Sigh. The tech bros are all the same.

you wanna get people to vote you get somebody to run on sticking this guy in a dungeon and starving him to death on livestream

every damn time

Chuck Schumer right now:

which is why we need to primary every democrat. even the ones that survive need to despise this entire leadership set, their loyal soldiers, and their consultants, and resolve to never listen to any of them again. we need to make every single democrat’s life miserable for the next 18 months.

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

in america you have several inalienable rights unless you poll badly with white suburbanites