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debbiemia.bsky.social
Software engineer by day, a small font of utterly eldritch wisdom by night. Sometimes makes shitpost art. Also a law clerk.
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This is vaguely threatening 😭

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

This is fucking incredible.

submitted 6 days ago • 135 comments

I'm gonna add to this as one of the support staff. Last year, my heart was being stupid (as is normal for it) and resolved itself quickly... but the d-dimer test my doc ordered showed "there's def a problem". A chest CT later and we learn there's a large splenic artery aneurysm at risk of rupture.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

submitted 31 days ago • 100 comments

I’ve never been to Philadelphia but I’m very fond of a city where you might have a mad max guys jumping off of poles while on motorcycles for the glory of gasoline town thing going on but it would also be strangely wholesome

submitted 14 days ago • 18 comments

A few years ago, I found a brand new Mari Makinami bathing suit for $3 and intended to give it to someone who could fit it. Way too small, could never. Then forgot about it for a few years. Because of course. Remembered it yesterday and was like "... maybe?" It fits.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

-laughs in being able to shop in the kids' section for clothes-

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

OK, maybe it was a mistake to introduce Debbie to the legal genius of Orly Taitz.

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

@questauthority.bsky.social: Read this; it'll cure your imposter syndrome. Me: ... Me: My imposter syndrome is now worse. I could only *dream* of being this chaotic on a 2-page document. This is new goals of chaos gremlin behavior.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Well, this was the most harrowing fucking thing I've ever had to work on, and I'm just the damn lawyer. Can't imagine the client living it, and it's a goddamn privilege to represent her. DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.

submitted 21 days ago • 154 comments

There is no way I just heard music from Epic being used by the official Playstation TikTok account. (I did, omgwtfbbq)

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

If you view "respecting people's pronouns and identity" as something that can be turned off when you don't like the recipient, you don't actually respect Trans and non-binary people, you humor them. No way around this

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Pointed out to everyone that House M.D. (Hugh Laurie) and Mr. Weasley (Mark Williams) played Jasper and Horace from 101 Dalmatians. Most people had forgotten or didn’t realize. Turns out they were just the British version of the Home Alone bandits and everyone thinks Hugh Laurie looks like Marve. 😂

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

@questauthority.bsky.social found the most literal perfect omamori for the kinda work we do 😭💖

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

There are certain days when even the old hits don’t do it for you. In case anyone’s wondering? This is wrong. The case it comes from isn’t about theaters or fires. It’s dicta in a case that’s been overruled. It’s as effective as a fart in a tornado.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

I eat an apple a day and still can't get rid of these doctors!!!

submitted 26 days ago • 32 comments

DPS means being a problem for everyone

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

every sentence here is worse than the last

submitted 27 days ago • 88 comments

The yearly re-telling of the 64 McFlurries Story is always a good time. Until next time, MAGFest

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Nick Rekieta's sentencing has been scheduled for April 18th at 10AM CT.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

@elix-xira.bsky.social is mvp for this packaging omg

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Awww yisss, got dolly certified at MAGFest

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Got my first MAGFest ribbon~☆

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Ah yes, Trump's two genders. Tit and Kok.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

ADL comes out in support of Elon Musk. Raise your hand if you're surprised. No, not like that.

submitted 35 days ago • 12 comments

Groceries, $17 Posting toes on main, free

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving for MAGFest tomorrow and I most definitely haven't finished packing 😱🫠 Pour one out for my sleep schedule this week 'cause I'm basically gonna live in the Arcade like a gremlin.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment