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Ohhhh, OK! I was wondering why all the Discourse™️ about grocery stores. Now I feel better - some peeps had extrapolated this out to other types of food deserts, & I was feeling down on myself again for living in an unsustainable rural area. That's clearly not what Mamdani's even talking about.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Can't tell if it's heat madness or midlife crisis or what, but I find I'm rapidly turning into a person who just wants to wear bike shorts 24/7. Even the voice in my head that says it's uncouth for the contours of one's ass to be too visible in public is like, "Ehhhh, fuck it."

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

signal boosting this. i don't really like sports and all the sports talk always confuses me...but like in a charming way. i really like that people get excited about stuff, including sports, and I want people to have a harmless experience joking around about what they like without being harassed.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

a 800-day weekend could fix me

submitted 3 days ago • 65 comments

I guess I hadn't imagined that, when World War III started, it'd happen while I was lying around in my underwear by a struggling AC as the earth cooked. They never tell you it's gonna be all the apocalypses at once, y'know?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

oh no

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

One of the best reassurances in life is when somebody's small dog toddles up to you unexpectedly. I'm sure I'm a terrible human in many ways, but at least I don't fail the Puppy Vibe Check.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Butlerian Jihad! clap clap clapclapclap

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

submitted 8 days ago • 375 comments

"everyone needs money. that's why they call it money" is the most parodic bit of Mamet dialogue Mamet ever wrote

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

"This was the largest manhunt in MN State History" but the suspect escaped after police witnessed him murder someone, escaped to both his known residences and was walking around North Mpls with a giant cowboy hat on. Stop listening to these stenographers feeding you hagiography.

submitted 9 days ago • 37 comments

This is continued journalistic malpractice from the @startribune.com normalizing a violent white male suspect. He owned a private security company called Praetorian Guard, traveled overseas to preach against abortion and LGBTQ+ people, and attended a bible college that preaches "violent prayer."

submitted 9 days ago • 168 comments

she's right but also for some reason I'm hearing this in my head as read by the "Matt Berry reads dril tweets" Tiktok guy and it rules

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

In Minnesota, first-degree murder charges require an indictment by a grand jury. This is mandated by Minnesota Statutes § 609.185 and § 628.61. It will happen.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Looks like he also asked the AI how many minutes are in two hours

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

The conspiracy theorists claiming the shooter is a Democratic agent aren't just deflecting blame. This is also inciting more violence. First, it signals to terrorists that MAGA has their backs. Second, by saying Democrats are the source of violence, it renders MAGA violence as "self-defense."

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

Every Minnesotan is yelling at all of you to knock this off. Not competitive districts. Lege is not in session. You don't even go here. This is bad enough without the rest of the country parrotting this. Just. Fucking. Wait. For. Local. Reporting.

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

Everybody knows about David Lynch but I worry sometimes that some people don’t know about his comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World. screenrant.com/david-lynch-...

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Post the first album you bought with your own money. (I regret nothing. 😆)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna have to take a moment to dump out some dog food in John Candy's memory, but hell yes. I hope they follow through and actually call it "The Search for More Money."

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments

Republicans are going to spend the rest of their careers trying to justify sending ICE and the National Guard on a guy with Lightning McQueen crocs.

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

While I agree about this general type of reporting, I do kinda like the composition of this particular photo. All I see is one burning cart & like 4 guys behind a dumpster, being faced down by that absurdly long line of riot cops. The image definitely communicates something.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

the last few days has been a reminder that people really want to believe that not only is there this real thing called a “criminal,” and that if they need to, anyone can just prove they aren’t one

submitted 70 days ago • 16 comments

I'm rubber, you're glue. We're both commodities to 3M.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”

submitted 20 days ago • 23 comments

They're literally doing the meme

submitted 22 days ago • 142 comments

I mean, it's essentially what we serve ar parties in Minnesota, only the sausages come in a slow cooker of BBQ sauce. 🤷‍♀️

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

submitted 27 days ago • 23 comments

Cuticles are sloppy as hell, but I got compliments on the Velveeta yellow nails! (Think I'm gonna use this as an occasional manicure thread. I want to compare progress as I try to grow them out to pandemic length again.)

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine Hallmark romances ending like gialli, wherein the last living guy in your friend group is also the only one who believed you the whole AND dressed well, so at the end he’s like, “Finally, all our annoying friends who thought this wasn’t a thing are dead; let’s go buy cigarettes before bed.”

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I thought Gen Z was ridiculous for doing everything by text and never picking up the phone to actually talk to someone. Now who’s laughing?

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Got myself an @nora.zone pendant that I only just got around to taking pics of. I love how it looks like the sky. ☺️

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments