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Still not packed for this trip. Oh well, done my prog time to power down

Got a trip away tomorrow and I need to finish packing and take the bins out and sort out the automatic cat feeder and work out the tide times for the beach but instead my brain is just rattling thinking about old folk songs and texting a cute artist guy about stuff and taking selfies...

2 new charity shop dresses, 6 quid each. Red one has weird sleeves needs altering, the other one is so me I'm surprised it didn't have a name tag already in it.

Made a friend on the way back from the park 😻😻😻

Mr "I Know What It's Like To Have A Secret" ensuring the continuity of harm. Cunt.

Hate how my twat radar has behaved flawlessly for 25 years and I still have to watch people I love just pal about with passive rubes and active nightmares because politeness dictates we must suffer fools of others' choosing.

The ghosts of my grandmothers silently hand me a velvet box. I insert the key that I've clutched for 41 years into the silvered lock. The mechanism, oiled and precise, clicks open. I lift the lid and a faint pink light illuminates the contents. It's Small Tits. "Fuck" I breathlessly exclaim.

One of the most beautiful moments of transition for me was realising that taking a small dose of a generic hormone activated all of the women who came before me and whose genes lived quietly in my body for 41 years. Genuinely felt them hold me up and say "we've got you"

Prog in butt, butt in bed, bed is warm. Night cuties ❤️

I might get to wear my swimming costume on a sunny beach and go in the sea in a few days and I am soooooo excited 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Just gonna delete that stuff from yesterday, my brain was running too fast, I was getting frantic and treating the world as a thing I hold rather than a thing that holds me.

Share a pic with your age: 42 mfing years old

I've planted too many chillies so if you know me IRL please take some off me in a few weeks I ended up with 26 various plants. I need about 8-10 in reality 😭😭😭

Americans learn that this is how life is for the rest of us, all the fucking time, because of your country challenge.

Non-zero chance I'll end up injured or imprisoned for standing up for peoples' right to do shit I would personally ban simply for being cringe and stereotypical. (Repost for having early morning BEE brain)

The plum blossom is absolutely, violently gorgeous at the moment

You die and go to the next world but I'm also there and twice as annoying

Liberals crying as the luxury arms-length, kill brown people far away fascism of the last 50 years finally becomes in-your-face, wreck your pension and deport the neighbours you DO like kind of fascism. Womp womp

Working out the details but hopefully gonna be catsitting in London and Belfast in the next few months 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Gonna get tattoos and ride my bike about like a cool girl 🎉🎉

Pat and I would like to bless your TL with our beauty at this trying time.

Fucking hate how we're supposed to not only give a massively outsized shit about US politics, but the same exceptionalism also seems to mean we're supposed to care way more about the effect on Americans as well. I've watched a genocide happen for the last 18 months, fuck your stock market.

Just booked a ticket for a magical summer solstice/birthday celebration and I'm unbelievably excited 🥰🥰🥰 Apart from transitioning, getting back in touch with the old ways and giving myself some structure and meaning in the year is the main thing that saved my life ❤️ And getting a cat.

Haven't deleted yet. I said what I said.

Got my GP registration letter with my new NHS number through the post Hopefully this can at least temporarily be the end of this sorry saga* *I give it 3 months