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deeks549.bsky.social

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If anybody needs me this weekend, I’ll be behind the Arby’s dumpster giving 25¢ handy js and 50¢ blow jobs.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

WIFE: This chowder is beautifully creamy, the briney flavours complimented by the celery and onion, with the apple cider rum a perfect accompaniment. CHEF: Thank you. ME: putting a cocktail sword in a mussel Look Sharon. A clamurai.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

My daughter is having her birthday party at a trampoline place today so I'll either come back with a spine injury or the bird flu. Hopefully both 🤞

submitted 8 hours ago • 36 comments

If I had any I would call my bangers feed bangers a gongers get it onners

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

the song ‘love will keep us together’ is a lie what will keep us together is glue or stitches or maybe some heavy duty screws

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

For those who are interested in Primus. If you don't know, this band was a big influence on me. This is the interstellar drum derby. New drummer auditions for the band. youtu.be/KhdhePmyDoA?...

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

The devil: I’m coming for you Me: Well hurry TF up, this place sucks

submitted 9 hours ago • 10 comments

Todays big news: Hooters goes tits up

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Layering a lasagna in the bathtub for some sexy time later

submitted 23 hours ago • 7 comments

Asking all my neighbors if they want to do a yearbook, for our street.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Sorry I shitposted the bed.

submitted 22 hours ago • 13 comments

more utensils & serving mechanisms should also be food

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

My skeets are funnier if you have something wrong with yourself

submitted 22 hours ago • 14 comments

We should all collectively agree to take our pants off and relax.

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

i’ll fuck a beta all day long an upsilon sigma all the Greek letters really i’m not an alphabet monster

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I bet the Ropers were into some kinky ass shit.

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

I like to combine tasks to save time like taking a bath and making toast.

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and microsoft excel

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

who is going to be lucky follower number 5K for @runoldman.bsky.social ?!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments