My daughter is having her birthday party at a trampoline place today so I'll either come back with a spine injury or the bird flu. Hopefully both 🤞 - ThreadSky

theciscokidder.bsky.social • 74 days ago

My daughter is having her birthday party at a trampoline place today so I'll either come back with a spine injury or the bird flu. Hopefully both 🤞

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kennwickman.bsky.social•74 days ago

Or lice?

starlightshelling.bsky.social•73 days ago

Y’all need to take better care of yourselves

leosteelok.bsky.social•73 days ago

Youre gonna get bird spine

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•73 days ago

Well how'd you do? ICU?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•73 days ago

No injuries! TBD on the pathogens

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•73 days ago

There's still time.. You did release the hundred doves right? The ones you got from that closed down farm?

mayan205.bsky.social•73 days ago

Oh are the chickens flying again

michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social•74 days ago

wear a codpiece
trust me

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

😂

michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social•74 days ago

won't be doing that again😐

robertelewis.bsky.social•74 days ago

I had to reread that you're funny

muffintopmomma.bsky.social•74 days ago

Hmmm fun

Huff some Lysol before you go

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Not a bad idea!

billstir.bsky.social•73 days ago

Funny but not 🤣😂

artofsophistry.bsky.social•74 days ago

You and a running back both out this week for a “high ankle sprain”

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

😂

nostalgiajon.bsky.social•73 days ago

Last time I went to one of those I almost broke my back trying to out do the daughter and the wife got stuck in the foam pit. We felt so old after that day lol

theciscokidder.bsky.social•73 days ago

🤣🤣

angie4hope.bsky.social•74 days ago

Chirping for you

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

😆

pkbrooks.bsky.social•73 days ago

You forgot norovirus.

burn-the-ships.bsky.social•74 days ago

Heard that place is hoppin’

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

😂😂

gembobber.bsky.social•73 days ago

Lice. We came home with lice.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•73 days ago

I never even considered that! 😳

gembobber.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ours has a foam pit. It was very ugly.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•72 days ago

Same

sharedoccher.bsky.social•73 days ago

Trimalleolar fracture & dislocation more likely. But have fun!!!🤪😩

theciscokidder.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ha! I've made the wise choice to not jump 😎

sharedoccher.bsky.social•73 days ago

Wise choice!

constancereid.bsky.social•74 days ago

Don't know about the injury or flu, but you'll definitely need hearing aids after a girls' birthday party.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Totally!

deejenness-1.bsky.social•74 days ago

My friend took one jump and fractured her leg. Please be careful.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Yikes!

msxtina.bsky.social•74 days ago

My 2 youngest chose the same thing in 3 weeks. Maybe we can be paralyzed together.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

See you at the hospital! 🍻

sergeymedi.bsky.social•73 days ago

Spine flu/ bird injury 🤔

theciscokidder.bsky.social•73 days ago

😂

markpatricklynch.bsky.social•73 days ago

You'll bounce back quickly.

emceekayvee.bsky.social•74 days ago

Happy birthday to the kidder's kid. My daughter used to work at a trampoline park, and oh the stories she told!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Oh I bet! This trampoline park is up for sale, so I'm expecting it to be understaffed and grosser than usual 😫

ukseennotseen.bsky.social•74 days ago

I'm not sure I've ever been to one where I haven't seen receiving first aid while I'm there. Luckily kids are too old for it, or if they want to go, they can take themselves and get injured without me 😁

tnrefugee.bsky.social•74 days ago

The last time I got on a trampoline with my grandkids was the last time. 😂

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Last time I jumped at the trampoline park, my back hurt for like 3 weeks 😫

tnrefugee.bsky.social•74 days ago

I wore all the skin off the tops of my toes pretending I was a bear chasing them! 😂 Thankfully, not at a trampoline park.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•73 days ago

😆

debmcalister.bsky.social•74 days ago

Masks are our friends. ☺️

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Indeed they are!

lilblackheart.bsky.social•74 days ago

Those party favors sound amazing. Have fun!!!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

😆 Thanks!

maggieboxey.bsky.social•74 days ago

As a mom I’d definitely also have wet pants to add insult to injury. Does that apply for dads too?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Probably 😂

bibicheret.bsky.social•73 days ago

😂👍🤞

leeleewhy.bsky.social•74 days ago

Or covid, or both! Yaaaay!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

😂

scrappyaf.bsky.social•74 days ago

Dramamine

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Heroin

jokeherr.bsky.social•74 days ago

Will there be tramps at this trampoline party? Preferably 40 with grown kids.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Unfortunately no 😫

jokeherr.bsky.social•74 days ago

janehobson.bsky.social•73 days ago

Wear a mask and you’ll only get the spine injury.

buthereweare.bsky.social•74 days ago

Finally going to get that "me" time

deranton.bsky.social•74 days ago

Ah, can’t beat the real-world biology lessons and immediate feedback on what the adult body is not capable of at the trampoline park. And you will certainly contract *something*. But, if your daughter is happy, absolutely NONE of that matters. Happy birthday!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•74 days ago

Thanks!!