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I'm not your security blanket that you only pay attention to when I leave the room.

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LOL remember when landing a government job was a great thing?

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So this wild thing happened after I started talking iron supplements and I don't actually need 12 hours of sleep after all.

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Oh shit you don't say

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“Maybe you are right,” said Toad. “Maybe Frog does not want to see me. Maybe he does not want me to be his friend anymore.”

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

hello 911? yes, i went and got a donut this morning and then when i pulled it out of the bag i found that all the frosting stuck to the little wax paper and i’m just wondering who can be arrested about it

submitted 17 hours ago • 10 comments

I'm so getting laid tonight.

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Who the fuck even is Jerry Chen anyway? I'm probably more cool than him.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

good morning website takedown accusers

submitted 17 hours ago • 39 comments

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

submitted 15 hours ago • 441 comments

You guys know the "$5,000 baby bonus" isn't going to work and they're going to go full Gilead, right?

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm way more interested in being paid $5,000 to NOT have a kid.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Me: I love you. Her: 👍

submitted 18 hours ago • 10 comments

Make sure you give your spouse as much attention as you give your phone this weekend.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

It's 4:50am. I have 2 hours left before I can begin to leave work and enjoy a weekend of pto. I'm thinking....a nice Pino.

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Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta

submitted 1 day ago • 131 comments

Did I get drafted? I could use some penetration in my back field.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

went to reddit to see if it was just me 🤣🤣

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Boss: I need to know where you're at at all times Me: whoa! I didn't even know we were dating

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Harvard scientist Kseniia Petrova has been in ICE custody for about two months. Her colleague and friend Leon Peshkin says her case is causing some scientists to reconsider working in the U.S.

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Found my new makeup style. 🔥

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Umm.

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RFK Jr is going after autistic people because they're genuinely smarter than him and it scares him.

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www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...

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have we considered the fact that human rights are expensive and therefore not worth investing in?

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Sure, the Seven Wonders of the World are amazing, but not as amazing as the fact that Velveeta cheese isn’t refrigerated.

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

halloween implies the existence of solidvaj

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Apparently, Kool-Aid Manning through the drywall is not an accepted solution for the escape room.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Good morning from New York. Did you know a New York minute is just a regular minute screaming “forget about it” with an egg and cheese bagel in its mouth? The more you know…

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The movie It wasn't really that scary to me because the possibility of my kid’s giant watermelon head fitting through a storm drain isn't very plausible.

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In retrospect, writing “Don't ever change” in people's yearbooks was terrible advice.

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kinda suspicious that all the popes have died

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

If you're wondering why so many right wing individuals are saying hateful things about the late Pope, the reason is simple: he told them that they should care about other people.

submitted 3 days ago • 200 comments

Here's a tariff. Here's a deportation. Here's a Christian nationalist order. Here's the defunding of schools and libraries and museums and medical research. Here's higher prices on every good. Here's a cut to gut childcare. Here's soaring rents and stagnant wages. Are we great yet?

submitted 2 days ago • 277 comments

seriously tho what is the deal with the insanely exaggerated bronzer makeup who told them this was a good look lol

submitted 3 days ago • 161 comments

wtf you mean you’re workaholic? like you’re addicted to this work shit? that’s fucking disgusting, seek help bro

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not your security blanket that you only pay attention to when I leave the room.

LOL remember when landing a government job was a great thing?

So this wild thing happened after I started talking iron supplements and I don't actually need 12 hours of sleep after all.

Oh shit you don't say

…

“Maybe you are right,” said Toad. “Maybe Frog does not want to see me. Maybe he does not want me to be his friend anymore.”

hello 911? yes, i went and got a donut this morning and then when i pulled it out of the bag i found that all the frosting stuck to the little wax paper and i’m just wondering who can be arrested about it

I'm so getting laid tonight.

Who the fuck even is Jerry Chen anyway? I'm probably more cool than him.

good morning website takedown accusers

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

You guys know the "$5,000 baby bonus" isn't going to work and they're going to go full Gilead, right?

I'm way more interested in being paid $5,000 to NOT have a kid.

Me: I love you. Her: 👍

Make sure you give your spouse as much attention as you give your phone this weekend.

It's 4:50am. I have 2 hours left before I can begin to leave work and enjoy a weekend of pto. I'm thinking....a nice Pino.

Just heard someone say “he sounds like he spends a lot of time on Facebook” and hooo boy everyone’s immediate understanding of what that means should be a brand crisis for Meta

Did I get drafted? I could use some penetration in my back field.

went to reddit to see if it was just me 🤣🤣

Boss: I need to know where you're at at all times Me: whoa! I didn't even know we were dating

Harvard scientist Kseniia Petrova has been in ICE custody for about two months. Her colleague and friend Leon Peshkin says her case is causing some scientists to reconsider working in the U.S.

Found my new makeup style. 🔥

Umm.

RFK Jr is going after autistic people because they're genuinely smarter than him and it scares him.

www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...

have we considered the fact that human rights are expensive and therefore not worth investing in?

Sure, the Seven Wonders of the World are amazing, but not as amazing as the fact that Velveeta cheese isn’t refrigerated.

halloween implies the existence of solidvaj

Apparently, Kool-Aid Manning through the drywall is not an accepted solution for the escape room.

Good morning from New York. Did you know a New York minute is just a regular minute screaming “forget about it” with an egg and cheese bagel in its mouth? The more you know…

The movie It wasn't really that scary to me because the possibility of my kid’s giant watermelon head fitting through a storm drain isn't very plausible.

In retrospect, writing “Don't ever change” in people's yearbooks was terrible advice.

kinda suspicious that all the popes have died

If you're wondering why so many right wing individuals are saying hateful things about the late Pope, the reason is simple: he told them that they should care about other people.

Here's a tariff. Here's a deportation. Here's a Christian nationalist order. Here's the defunding of schools and libraries and museums and medical research. Here's higher prices on every good. Here's a cut to gut childcare. Here's soaring rents and stagnant wages. Are we great yet?

seriously tho what is the deal with the insanely exaggerated bronzer makeup who told them this was a good look lol

wtf you mean you’re workaholic? like you’re addicted to this work shit? that’s fucking disgusting, seek help bro

A 54 year old man shouldn't be doing shit with a 19 year old. Let's start and END there.

Have they changed the jingle to, “Avocados from Toledo” yet?

Giving up a little bit each day.