hello 911? yes, i went and got a donut this morning and then when i pulled it out of the bag i found that all the frosting stuck to the little wax paper and i’m just wondering who can be arrested about it
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ceo of donuts: (just received a report that he is becoming too likeable) make the frosting too sticky to survive the very standard and established process of donut transportation
As CEO of donuts, I just want you to know that it's not about likability at all, it's about saving 1/2¢ per dozen donuts. You know, for the shareholders.
a) Anyone with a foreign-sounding name
b) Anyone who is non-white
c) Anyone who has a tattoo
d) Anyone who has written in support of Palestinian civilians
e) Anyone who is a female judge
f) Anyone
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b) Anyone who is non-white
c) Anyone who has a tattoo
d) Anyone who has written in support of Palestinian civilians
e) Anyone who is a female judge
f) Anyone
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