deepstatefarm.bsky.social
Bureaucrat, dog lover, reader. He/him. Opinions limited by statute.
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NO WHY STOP NO
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Once these adorable rapscallions make the move from Boston Dynamics to Boston P.D., they can do whatever stuff they want in actual places.
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Purchase complete. Purity tests of pitch venue options aside--I don't envy the author having to sell a book, but I thank you for writing it!
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I thought we were doing Temu.
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Commitment issues, anyone?
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Sounds like congratulations are in order
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The Umbrellas at Cherbourg is mid.
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Psssht. I ate cottage cheese with nut butter YESTERDAY
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How anyone can attempt to rank Spielberg films without even having seen Empire of the Sun or Munich is BEYOND ME.
*sniffs in reply guy*
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So, do you have a Kickstarter or...
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The orcas have moved on to Phase Two.
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The replies are giving "I haven't seen Station Eleven," and I strongly recommend everyone add that to their To View lists.
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Temu-thee Chalamet
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Welcome to your new paper of record, the WaPo Street Journal.
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Star comedy by Democrats
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Just let us know when we should turn the SOUND ON again.
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bsky.app/profile/meri...
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"Bouie's Horde, assemble!"
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In this economy?
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If you are at an event where someone on stage gives a Hitler salute and that person is not dragged off by security and kicked out, you are at a Nazi rally.
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I know, yea verily?
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I, for one, resist the OKification of any of the Kids in the Hall, who are all tremendous forever by virtue of their collective association.
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Moon?! Child...
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Crop rotation principles for pandemic avoidance. Checks out.
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Raise a glass to the scientist who, upon seeing these for the first time, was reminded of a disembodied pig asshole and sought to canonize the association.
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I was TRYING to publicize it
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HODOR
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BURIEN!
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Bear spray or man spray?
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Taut ones. That shit is TOIGHT.
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I mean, it has to be #4.
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I'm seeing a blue and black dress.
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As @alexkozora.bsky.social knows,
Faith > Carrie
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Revolution books will not be adapted for television.
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He made Tomi Lahren.
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Doug E. Fresh Breath
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Looks like an aspirational fantasy map of a metro/subway/rail map for the global north.
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I double hate Oreos for fucking up the entire concept of cookies n' cream ice cream.
"You know what would slay in this delicious ice cream? COOKIES."
"HELLS YEAH."
"So I'm thinking we should use the shitty ones with the Tootsie Roll wafers and the lard schmear. "
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As I grapple with my own need to get gritty, I, for one, feel seen.