defnotalien.bsky.social
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divine hag of the ashes
stealing hearts, ripping farts
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None of these words, concepts, or thoughts are in the Bible.
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this made my day lol thanks for sharing
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the notebook
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oh my god they lost doocy?!?!
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most absurd timeline
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It’s gonna be like one of those books… Choose Your Own Apocalypse!
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I’m the kid who said “orgasm” instead of “organism” in bio during popcorn reading.
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he wants to abolish the income tax and fund the government almost entirely through tariffs, thereby delivering the most regressive bonanza to the rich in the history of American taxation. He has said this many many times. He said it *at the announcement* and yet pieces like this just ignore it.
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There’s no third option because rich neolibs designed it that way.
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real
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holy shit
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doesn’t matter brah
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just had a flashback to 9th grade me hiding my hands beneath my jacket hanging inside of my locker, desperately and blindly trying to open a sinus advil's silver corner so i can make it through my afternoon classes... nope nothing to see here
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sounds like matthew been sniffing his own farts again
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Also Taylor Dearden is a nepo baby I can get behind I love her
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this would be the ultimate sign of the apocalypse
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Perfect. No notes.
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“can i be done now?”
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also your dem representatives don’t give a fuck about fascism